The Chick tract defamation challenge 2006

Sup guys.

I challenge you to defame Chick tracts.

http://www.chick.com/catalog/tractlist.asp

Here's mine: http://paintedover.com/uploads/show.php?loc=0624&f=lilsuzy_thumb.png

Here's the blank, un-altered original version:
http://paintedover.com/uploads/show.php?loc=0624&f=chicklilsusy_thumb.png

Get 'em, 4chan! Do your worst to their tracts.