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Name: Anonymous 2006-07-04 20:10

I’m fucking depressed :(

I have no money, no friends, no job & I’m down to my last $50

I don’t know how I’m going to eat, let alone pay the rent.

I don’t have anyone I can go to for help and support. Not even family.

I have no idea what I’m going to do now. What would you do?

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-04 20:12

better start hittin them dicks

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-04 20:47

Become a butler

Name: batman 2006-07-04 20:47

become my butler

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-04 20:47

don't try to be an hero now

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-04 21:17

>>1

Bum off the state or move to the uk and become an illegal emergrant, they get well looked after here.. cough bastards taking all the jobs

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-04 22:27

>>1
Rob a bank and go to jail, there you'll have free shelter+food+drinks+works+butt secks

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-04 23:15

Become a guerilla, fake your own death and sell t-shirts of yourself. 

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-05 8:11

Go kill yourself emo.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-05 8:21

>>2-9

Fuck off.

>>1
Wow, you're in a very tough situation. You should go job hunting right away, instead of dwelling in misery.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-05 8:37

Kill your self

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-05 17:43

get a job that might help you wwith your money prob

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-05 17:53

Join a brothel.. you gotta roof above your head, you get paid (perhaps). You get lots of friends and support, and then start your own lil family.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-05 18:00

You have no money, no friends, no job and are down to your last $50! You..

[ ]kill yourself.
[ ]kill yourself.
[ ]kill yourself.
[ ]kill yourself.
(...)
[ ]kill yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-05 18:05

Wait a sec, if you don't have any of the above, how could u afford a computer with internet connection and have the time to go onto 4chan and post some shit about ur life?

Get up and GTFO basically... otherwise ur life wouldn't be so fucking miserable.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-05 18:32

1)Get your iPod stolen
2)Kill yourself
3)??????
4)An hero

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-05 18:38

>>16
CAPITALISEM AM NED PROFIT.

Name: Sgt.Kabu읉ᡕkiman�問 2012-05-27 1:18

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
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