My girlfriend

My girlfriend is cute and smart and she's an anime otaku like me

The other night she and I were cuddling in bed and she started humping me and whispering "oniichan oniichan" and that turned me the fuck on

so I called her "oneechan" and then she stopped and looked at me and I said "what is it" to which she replied "I always wanted a twin brother so we could fuck all the time" (she's an only child and all I have is a younger brother)

so all night long we were humping and calling each other oniichan and oneechan and I came in my underwear and we were pretending we were brother and sister trying to sexually please each other without having sex and it was fucking hot

MAMA MIA, this is a some good pasta

>>1
Good copypasta, but onee-chan is big sister, and onii-chan is big brother, so it doesn't make sense. Call her imouto.

you have ridiculously short attention spans. threads peak when they get 2 replies and it's over. why is it so hard to have some proper discussion? one word replies are not fufilling. lounge has great potential as a discussion forum and i know there are intelligent people here, but they are wasted.

My girlfriend is... oh wait, I don't have one. LOL

>>1
I guess that's cute...in a creepy, fucked up kinda way.

But hey, whatever floats your boat, wierdo.

Fucking your hand and calling names like little sister is some fucking sick fetish.

>>3
its oniichan not onii-chan dumb wap

>>7
Hahaha, owned.

GOD YOU ARE DISGUSTING GET HELP YOU SICK FREAK

>>7
lmao

Thread Over.  Wiiner.

not yet dickboy >>11

>>10
Fag

>>13
SICKO

>>4
probably cause it's copy fucking pasta

>>12
Yeah, #11 is thread Wiiner

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