DAMNIT, what is wrong with me?

I am 20 years old. I am given the choice to go party and drink and meet hot chicks OR stay at home and watch The Fox And The Hound and Robin Hood.
What do I choose?

I STAY HOME. MY GAY INNER CONCIOUS TELLS ME TO STAY HOME AND WATCH SOME FUCKING DISNEY CARTOONS INSTEAD OF PARTY WITH CHICKS. WHY THE FUCK IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?

P.S. I am not gay. But I am sexually attracted to Tod (the fox).