Come and talk about your problems, conquests or anything pertaining to love and romance!
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Anonymous2006-09-29 13:23
love
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Anonymous2006-09-30 6:18
Super Daily Age Bros.
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Anonymous2006-09-30 9:59
daily you have been banned from all boards
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Anonymous2006-09-30 10:14
Fun fact: I tried to get vacbob to extend my monthlong imageboard ban to perma via irc, while waiting for a response I noticed my ban was magically lifted 3 or 2 days early.
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Anonymous2006-09-30 17:36
>>511
2 inch squirts? And "As long as she's good looking" is still criteria made of teenage and fail. You'll never meet the right ones that way. Ask friends to introduce you to their friends. That seems to work better. Or more risky, yet less stupid is girls you work with.
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Anonymous2006-10-01 13:07
I am both lovely and romantic.
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Anonymous2006-10-02 1:55
I am both daily and age.
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Anonymous2006-10-02 3:25
Where to start? Perhaps the best place would be 2 months ago. I hadn't had sex in 2 months, and I was at a bar with a cute girl clinging on my every word. That is, until she told me about her attempted raping and I broke out in pearls of laughter.
I spent the next day bitching to my friend Tina (who is a lot of a whore, but that's a whole other story) and finally when she couldn't take it anymore, she said the damning words that fucked the next 2 months of my life up: "You know, I've got a friend who's a bit desperate, I reckon she'd go for you." How could I not say no to such an offer? A desperate girl? Hell, I'd get laid within a month at the most.
As usual, there was a catch - "She's a wee bit overweight, but she still looks beautiful." This smelt a bit fishy, but fuck it, I was bored out of my fucking mind and my hand was calloused due to overuse, I got the friend's msn address from Tina and we started chatting.
Kim wasn't the most interesting of girls, but she liked me, and I had been thinking about starting cutting to alleviate the boredom of the summer holidays, so we agreed to meet up that following weekend.
We met up. It wasn't quite as I imagined. I was hoping for plump, what I got was a fucking freight train. But I was a man of my word so I stayed for the entire date, even holding her hand and putting my arm around her at the correct moments.
We walked back to the train station together and I found that I had missed my train by 20 minutes. No worries, I'll just wait half an hour for the next one. I hugged Kim and bid her farewell. My train came and I got on it. But wait, this train wasn't heading south, it was heading east. What the fuck. Fuck.
Lounge I humbly request we take all trolling of the relevant subject matter (that this thread is supposed to prevent, at least here) over to the /love/ in squeeksville or at least in NewsforVIP because I guess it belongs there more and they need posts anyways. Besides, nearly anyone here is a VIPPER, I'm sure if we put all this recent thematic trolling effort that comes here over there, then VIP would probably pick the fuck back up again. But then again what do I know, I've only been chastising the imageboards for a year or two now.
They probably wouldnt tolerate a lot of the crap at 4-ch but at least they'll moderate out 18 pages of duplicate threads or prevent such from even happening.
What is your opinion >>585? Keep this ryan n veirgn gag going here in lounge or do a better one with possibly a similar theme somewhere else?
Also, another benefit of 4-ch is that more than 12 people post there, or at least it seems like it, so there would be a lot less people playing the same person.
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