True story, I swear to god

I was at the post office today....wanted to buy some stamps from the stamp machine...so I was standing in line with all these people....

This girl in line in front me was some fat flip or spic ho in a halter top, carrying a weird metal box.

To my horror, when she went to the machine, she opened the box to reveal hundreds of pennies. No dimes, quarters, or nickels.. JUST PENNIES. She then proceeds to put each penny into the stamp machine, ONE BY ONE.

So she just stands there putting in pennies....oblivious to the people waiting behind her...the other people in line looked shocked but didn't say anything...maybe they were just shocked by the audacity and stupidity of it all...

Then after about 10 minutes, she finishes putting the 200 pennies into the machine. And buys her 3 stamps.

have you ever seen anything like that in your life?

When I was twelve, this gang of black guys outside a movie theater came up to me and called me "Leave it to Beaver," which makes no sense, but whatever. They screeched every time they said it like a fucking pack of hyenas. I screamed "nigger" and ran to the parking lot.

Whenever I go to basketball games, the blacks always call me Harry Potter. Uh, there are absolutely no similarities between me and Harry Potter, apart from the fact that we both wear glasses.

On the subway to one basketball game, this homeless guy in some tattered jacket called me Peter Pan, Harry Potter, and Pee Wee Herman. I was tempted to ridicule his lifestyle, but I didn't dare.

Just a few weeks ago, some homeless nigger kept calling me a "fucking white seahorse."