LEARN SOME HYGIENE, FUCKERS.

Yes yes, I am a germo and a half, but sweet jesus christ, would it kill you not to lovingly and continuously run your fingers across your nose and mouth, only to then wipe the residue onto my keyboard and mouse that I then have to touch? Fuck. Off.

Your immune system needs germs to keep it tough you know. I scratch my balls and then eat potato chips with my bare hands and haven't had colds or any shit in years.