4chan Magic The Gathering theory

Well I really enjoy making tongue-in-cheek MtG cards, even more so if they are 4chan-themed. I'd like to discuss what kind of creatures could be in 4chan, and what colours should they be, and just about anything else.

Lolis,Chans - white
Trolls - red
Pedos, furs, cats - green
blacks, gore - black, what else?
Admins, Posters, Memes - blue

What I have less ideas about is what could fit the red colour...

Any ideas?

~Psiweapon