/lounge/ - Love Triangle

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-19 9:11

My friend had pretty low self-esteem before our dance, but after minutes of yelling at him and forcing him to dance with girls, he did.

So he got two girls phone numbers..and both of these girls know each other, except they don't go to the same school.

One of the girls(Let's call her J)liked him for about 2 years, while the other one(N) obsessively likes him.

J is pretty hawt, while N is cute, but dorky.

My friend never thought he'd be in this situation. Halp? What should he do?

(BTW they're all azn)

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-19 9:48

WATCH ALL 48 EPISODES OF KIMAGURE ORANGE ROAD AND YOU SHALL FIND THE ANSWAR

Name: Psiweapon 2006-06-19 17:15

Try to go out with the one he likes the most, and if it doesn't work, try with the other one. As long as he doesn't try to date with them AT THE SAME TIME, and providing they like him enough, it will work. For sure.

~Psiweapon

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-19 17:17

Ask the girls if they would both join his harem.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-19 18:59 (sage)

>>3
you don't need to sign all your posts you attention whore, the name field is enough

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-20 0:05

One man + two women... I recomend a threeway.

Name: GEORGE ZIMMER 2006-06-20 0:20

>6

HI. I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF MEN'S WEARHOUSE. I CAN TELL YOU RIGHT NOW THAT THE LAST THING WE NEED ON ZIMMER'S GREEN EARTH ARE MORE YELLOW VERMIN RUNNING AROUND AMERICA SPEAKING IN TONGUES LIKE POSSESSED TENGU DEVILS AT OUR LOCAL CAUCASIAN GROCERY STORES AND CLOGGING UP THE EXPRESS LANES WITH 500 BOXES OF RICE-A-RONI. IF YOUR FRIEND REALLY WANTS TO HIS LIGHTFOOT HIS RICKSHAW INTO THESE WHALE-EATING GEISHA SPERM RECEPTACLES, THEN HE NEEDS TO DELIVER A SWIFT KUNG-FU SPIN-KICK INTO THEIR ARID BABY-MAKERS BOTH BEFORE -AND AFTER- HE STICKS HIS FLACCID 1 INCH CHING-CHONG-DING-DONG IN THEIR SLANT-HOLES AND SHOOTS HIS MILKY EYE-DROPS INTO THEM THAT WOULD MAKE BRUCE LEE EJACULATE IN HIS OWN EARLY GRAVE. THAT WAY YOUR FRIEND CAN FINISH OFF EARLY WHAT THE RED CHINESE GOVERNMENT WOULD DO ANYWAY. I GUARANTEE IT.

Name: Mountain Dew Shrunk My Balls !WCTqGk.Bww 2006-06-20 2:42

>>2
Hi, weeaboo!

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-20 4:49 (sage)

Tell him to get atleast 3 more and start a live action harem anime

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-20 12:10

>>9

... you're just as bad as >>2.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-20 14:58 (sage)

>>10
NO I'M REALLY AWESOME!!!

Name: Sgt.Kabu삙뎗kimanﻯ쁺 2012-05-27 0:22

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

Love Triangle

1 Name: Anonymous 2006-06-19 9:11

2 Name: Anonymous 2006-06-19 9:48

3 Name: Psiweapon 2006-06-19 17:15

4 Name: Anonymous 2006-06-19 17:17

5 Name: Anonymous 2006-06-19 18:59 (sage)

6 Name: Anonymous 2006-06-20 0:05

7 Name: GEORGE ZIMMER 2006-06-20 0:20

8 Name: Mountain Dew Shrunk My Balls !WCTqGk.Bww 2006-06-20 2:42

9 Name: Anonymous 2006-06-20 4:49 (sage)

10 Name: Anonymous 2006-06-20 12:10

11 Name: Anonymous 2006-06-20 14:58 (sage)

12 Name: Sgt.Kabu삙뎗kimanﻯ쁺 2012-05-27 0:22