Can your penis

smash walls, like steel ones, can it break bars, can it lift weight

>>1
Let me try.

>>1
OH MY GOD MY DICK IS BLEEDING ;_;

>>3
LOL!  You've got to use your mind as well as your body.  My penis can split even the atoms themselves.

lol

Gay gay gay gay gay gay

>>4
You mean it can split the ass-cheeks of Adam the twink.

Do your dick hang low?
Does it wobble to and fro?
Can you tie it in a knot?
Can you tie it in a bow?
Can you throw it o'er your shoulder
like a continental soldier?
Does your dick hang low?

Does your dick stand high?
Does it reach up to the sky?
Does it droop when its are wet?
Does it stiffen when its dry?
Can you bukake your neighbour
with a minimum of labour?
Does your dick stand high?

Is your dick too big? Is it heavy as a pig?
Do they bruise your nuts
when you dance an Irish jig?
Can they function as the anchors
for a fleet of oil tankers?
Is your dick too big?

Is your dick too small?
Can it barely touch a wall
Do you mistake it for pubes
Or a ping pong ball?
Can it not get up?
Does it say to men 'WAZZUP'?
ARE YOUR BALLS THAT SMALL?

>>11
btw I made that up on the spot. yeay for me!

Is your dick so gay
That it says to me 'hay'?
Does it paint itself pink
And chill at the YMCA?
Do men spank it
Or do they like to wank it?

^ I am >>11 and >>12 and I made this one up too :)
ARE YOUR BALLS TOOO GAY?

THIS IS >>11 , >>12 and >>13 AGAIN AND I HAVE FOUND INSPIRATION

Is your dick so flat
That it even wears a hat?
Is it made of straw
Or does buttsecks like a cat?
Is it like a card
Or flat like your yard
IS j00 WEINAR DAT FLAT?

OH GOD MY COCK, OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENNED TO IT, WHY DOES IT HURT SO MUCH

No but it can do a barrel roll.

I lol'd @ Can you bukkake your neighbour
with a minimum of labour?

yes

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