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The rumours of my death have been greatly...

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-17 1:11

exagerrated. -Mark Twain

Someone explain this quote to me. I get that if he is saying it then he can't be dead, but why were people saying he was dead? Otherwise this isn't a very good joke, there has to be more to it if it is on the front page of 4chan.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-17 2:22

explain this quote to me

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-17 2:51

It has been reported that I was seriously ill--it was another man; dying--it was another man; dead--the other man again...As far as I can see, nothing remains to be reported, except that I have become a foreigner. When you hear it, don't you believe it. And don't take the trouble to deny it. Merely just raise the American flag on our house in Hartford and let it talk.
- Letter to Frank E. Bliss, 11/4/1897

Name: Sgt.Kabu垺ᡖkiman⁼ 2012-05-27 0:16

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

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