Retarded Brother

My brother is retarded.  He's older and bigger than me, but has the mentality of a 9 year old.  We used to get along because he was my big little brother, but now he's just a pain.  I can't tell mom I hate him, so she always makes me babysit him.  He tries to play video games, but he just holds the controller while the intro plays over and over.  He's a klutz and a moron, so he's always breaking my shit.  I just give him a stick and make him sit in the coner when mom isn't around, but even that gets annoying because he gets hungry and has to shit and stuff.  I have to clean up after him, because he's too stupid to use a trashcan or not put soda cans on the side.  I go off to college in fall but I can't take a whole summer with this dumb-ass.  WHUT SHOULD I DO!!?!1

Kill him.

If you can't do that, try to introduce him to some friends, or get him some friends. Maybe you could buy him a toy/game to keep him entertained.

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What is his condition, does it worsen with time ? Because, by your description, it seems that he has a mentality of a 1-2 year old.

Anyway, just make a schedule. Check on brother every 60 minutes. Meanwhile, concentrate on something else and don't think about your brother at all.

Rent your brother to pedophiles, not only will you get a shit load of cash to spend over the summer you won't have to worry about him, just make sure to keep good tabs on your customers.

STICK IT IN... OH WAIT... FUCK

THAT'S WHY RETARDED SISTERS ARE SUPERIOUR ^____^

What happened to brotherly love?

You shouldn't give a shit if he's retarded, he's your fucking brother.

someday they'll have a cure for stupidity.

treat your brother with unconditional love until then.

You need to get out of the house. Find friends fast and hang out at their home or do something with them.

Only use your own house for sleep and maybe food.

>>7

They already do. Oprah

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