getting abs

What are some good ways to get a six pack of abs (not beer) fast?

Do crunches for all the muscle groups in your torso. If possible, weigh yourself down by doing them on an upwards slant. You should by a bowflex machine or something, it'll give you a place to work out if you don't have one. It'll work and not have some cheesy infomercial with fabricated-as-far-as-you-know clinically proven results.