Hand washing

Who does it after using the restroom or before eating?

I know I do. But I have a friend over who doesn't. He is also eating from a bag of chips. Gross.

i wash after pissing, but not before eating. and only after pissing out of habit. and i never use soap unless i've been doing something dirty. doing something w/ a lot of dust, dirt, grease, etc. i mean, your dick's probably the cleanest part of your body, right? you take a shower, and then put on clothes and then never let it out again except to piss. unless you stick it up your ass when you're not using it or something.