Good bye

Dear World4ch;




I wish everyone could know the pain I live with every day of my miserable life. Alas no, statistics tells me that only 1 in every 30,000 adult males has a penis less than 4 inches long and 2 inches around. Only they, my wee weinied brethren can even begin to understand the hurt I feel when I step up to a urinal and the stream of urine is only slightly smaller than the 3.28 inch long, 1.67 inch wide wanker that it springs from.

I have tried pumps, creams, exercises, pulling and god forbid; even praying. Nothing works, not even marginally on my miniscule member. So, everyday I try to lie to the world about possessing a petite pecker by peeling out in my Corvette, strutting around in expensive suits, talking about my mansion, dating strippers to show the world my virility and constantly crowing about my colossal crotch.

But my Armani suits are just expensive costumes to hide my teeny-tiny tallywacker. My gigantic house is where I sit alone with my dwarf johnson. And the truth is the only thing I can stretch when it comes to my freakishly feeble frankfurter. Day in and day out I used to ask myself, "Rick what would jesus do with a small penis?"

After hours of reading the bible, searching my soul and peering at my puny prick, I know now that there is no savior, at least not for my snack sized sex stub.



Richard



P.S. Tell everyone I'm not psychotic.

If suicide, post pics.

sell all your material bullshit and invest the money in emerging nano/bio tech/reseach. then, go be a monk and wait for you dick enhancement.

tl;dr

>>1
      Look i have seen way to many sucicide notes on this site.  I want to open the news paper and read about someone that posted their suicide on 4chan, or a television news story about it.  Right now I think that if you are going to post shit like this on 4chan and take us away from shit like racist, pedophile, communist, liberal, religious, conservative, anything interesting discussion threads you should at least kill yourself in a way that the whole nation hears about it.  Carve 4chan.org into your chest and throw yourself out a window.  But If you are going to take up room on our board for this we want some fucking recognition here.  Is that really too much to ask for you small dicked mother fucker.  And what the fuck does the bible and your soul have to do with the size of your fucking dick.  As far as I know god never said anything about penis size.  You are searching for in the wrong place.  your penis isn't in your soul, isn't in the bible.  it is right between your legs in your pants, although from what you say you might not be able to find it there easy either.

     btw.  more important what does tl;dr mean?

you've been on this board long enough to know that all we talk about is racist, pedophile, communist, liberal, religious, conservative, anything interesting and you don't know what tl;dr means?

A female friend recently was asking me for a guys opinion on the behaviour of the dude she is dating. She gives me a run down on some massively AFC behaviour.

"Does he like me?" She asks.

"Yep." I say.

"Well why doesn't he do something?"

I took a deep breath and then explained some of Pookian concepts.

Men have been feminised.

"But we like men!"

Men have been made to feel, by feminism, that it is somehow wrong to treat a woman as a sexual object.

"Only by guys we don't like!"

Men these days are not even aware that women want sex as much as us!

"More!"

Men have been raised by women to be like what you WISH you were attracted to not what you ARE attracted to.

"I don't know about that... Okay now I think about it you have a point..."

Men feel that once we have made a genuine emotional connection with a woman that it is wrong to try to **** her.

"But that's when we want to do it the most!"

Men have been made to feel their masculinity is dangerous, oppressive and wrong.

"Oh..."

This chick is extreemly opinionated about womens rights (she calls her self a humanist coz she believes in equality for all humanity) but as I laid out these facts she began to shake her head in distress. At every point she became more and more interested in what I was saying and ANGRY!

When I'm done she says thoughtfully. "That makes a lot of sense... in a really ****ed up way."

I tell her to make a move coz this guy is so deep in the matrix he'll never do it.

"I can't do that." She says. So much for equality.

So a couple of days later she calls me up to have a coffee with her and her sister. Her sister has some massively hot friends so I go. At the cafe she is like, "JJ, can you explain to my sis what you were saying about guys the other day. I tried but it didn't come out right..."

I give her the spiel. "Oh my god!" Sister cries at the end of that. "Now it all makes sence.... THATS TERRIBLE!" When its time to go she says, "can you explain that to my friends?"

"I sure can!"

Anyway I guess a few important things were illustrated here.

Firstly; Most girls are as horrified by the attempts of society to feminise men as we are. Its only a small minority of women who have taken this stance against masculinity and few people realise the destruction this is causing.

Secondly; Even when they are aware of the reasons men do not approach, escalate or initiate THEY WILL NOT break from the feminine role and still require men to take on that role (even confident liberated feminist types).

Thirdly; You can actually meet and impress girls by talking about this stuff!

So have any of you guys ever spoken to girls about the stuff that dudes like Pook and Gunwitch write about?

JJ

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy