How to get someone to gain weight

Ok my gf is REALLY skinny, how do I make her gain weight fast? I mean, I don't want her to be FAT, but she is sickly thin.

first off fag, stop refering to your boyfriend as your girlfriend.

secondly, if you want your bf to gain weight, you'll need to plug his butthole with something so the poop stays in

Um, feed him/her.

Quit having sex with him/her because the activity makes him/her burn energy that would otherwise be converted to fat.

>>2

You're mean..

>>3

She's self-conscious about her weight.

It's probably time to get a new GF then. It is incredibly hard to get a girl to gain weight, like you said they are self-conscious about weight. Even when they are little stick figures, they are convinced they are fatties.

"Accidently" break one of her ribs during intercourse.

>>6

Not a bad idea..But how would that help her gain weight?!

lol >>1 has a feeding/plumper fetish.

>>8

Nah...I mean, if your girlfriend weighed like, 100 pounds and she's like, 16..

>>9,6 Idiot, she's stuck in a cast and can't move. How's she going to keep her figure?

a skinny chick makes your undersized penis appear larger. Dont complain.

>>10

Good thinking. *picks up sledgehammer*

just make her eat at mc donalds all the time. But dont allow her to eat salad. eat fattening foods.

>>13

McDonald's is a good way of fattening up someone, but I mean, the damage it does to your body..it's really bad.

You should get her to eat more carbs.

I love to bof skinny chicks.

Go to GNC and talk to the people about weight gaining formulas.  They may suggest protien shakes or some of that other shit.  Or you can go talk to a doctor, and try to find doctor things that can help her.

THEN you need to talk to your girlfriend.  Tell her that you're concerned for her health because her weight is so low.  And tell her that you love her and that you'll love her, no matter what size or something similar.

>>17
NO. JUST FEED HER MCDONALDS LIKE A REAL MAN.

>>17

Yes, a respectable answer. I commend you.

>>1

The best thing you can do is, talk to her, tell her that you're worried about her weight, tell her you are not comfortable with her being so thin, tell her that you care about her and it worries you, and that you think she should eat a little more unless it becomes a health risk.

If she turns around and says, LOL FUCK YOU I LIKE BEING A SKELETON I WANT TO LOOK LIKE UGLY GIRLS IN MAGAZINES.

Drop that bitch like a handful of dog shit, since she isn't worth keeping around anyway, let her self indulge in anorexia, tanning, and large amounts of makeup, and lol to yourself because she's an insecure freakshow.

>>20

I don't lol. I cry.

BUKKAKE HER FUCKING FACE BEFORE SHE CAUGHT BREATHE ANYMORE

SHE WONT GAIN WEIGHT BECAUSE THEN SHE'LL HAVE NOTHING TO LIVE FOR

>>22
>>23
You don't make any fucking sense.

>>9
Erm, how tall is your girlfriend? Mine's 95 pounds and she's 15.

>>21
You're not fucking emo are you?

oh and she's 5'0

>>24

Nah, I was just joking about that crying thing.

My girlfriend is about 5'6, and weighs 90 pounds. And she's 16.

>>26

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What if she cant gain weight?
Like me, Im 5'4 - 115 and I eat like EVERYTHING!
I dont gain or loose tho...same for like a few years...

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>>30
just gtfo failfag

>>31
<b>win</b>

>>32
fail

>>30
>>32
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