Name: Anonymous 2006-06-09 10:40
And like, BAM! Ninjas, thousands of them, appeared out of nowhere. And they were on FIRE!!! So the aliens took out their machetes and started fighting the ninjas, and I thought it would be a good show, so I made myself a margarita and some popcorn. But the popcorn was actually a bomb, so it blew up the microwave. That's when the pirates noticed me. So I'm running away from the pirates, into a dark alley, and who do I find there? Gilbert Godfried! He'd been mugged by evil Orange Dolphins from Memphis and needed a ride home. So I hailed a taxicab, and it took us to NYC. But NYC was all dark because of all the smog, so we decided to live under a bridge. But the bridge had a super nintendo hooked up to it, so we stayed there for a while and lived off pop-tarts. GG (as he asked me to call him) only knows about three jokes though, so I decided to go back to school.
And that's why I didn't do my homework on time. I swear.
And that's why I didn't do my homework on time. I swear.