June already

How time flys.

The 90's were a long, slow, golden age of prosperity.  Yet this decade has flown by in a flurry of unrecognizable poo.

>>2 Indeed.
This is one of the speediest decades yet, but it looks like whenever we get older, time accelerates anyways. Kinda sucks.

>>3
that's cuz half of your free time becomes sonsumed in work, and the other half of you freetime consists of doing mind numbing activities [watching tv, playing video games, going to "parties", and yes, even the INTARBUTT] that simply fill the time between sleep.

thus your life is a vinyl, constantly repeating itself until you wake up one day and say "holy shit, it's june?"

penis reduction surgery

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy