She was working in a bridal shop in Flushing, Queens,
Til her boyfriend kicked her out in one of those crushing scenes.
What was she to do, where was she to go
She was out on her fanny.
So over the bridge from Flushing to the Sheffield's door,
She was there to sell make up but the father saw more,
She had style, she had flair, she was there,
That's how she became the Nanny.
Who would have guessed that the girl we described
was just exactly what the doctor prescribed?
Now, the father finds her beguiling, watch out C.C.,
The kids are actually smiling but my mom got scared
And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in Bel-Air.
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought naw forget it, yo homes to Bel-Air!
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
America has more fat people, but we also have a lot more people. There are a number of European countries with a higher percentage of fat people.
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Anonymous2006-06-03 21:13
i like america cause we can say the holocaust didn't happen and we can draw lolicon, but i don't like the fact that i don't have health insurance.
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Anonymous2006-06-03 21:24
>>8
Don't get sick and fukcing exercise once in a while. Drink plenty of water and brush your fucking teeth. You'll have no need to see a doctor or dentist for years.
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Anonymous2006-06-03 23:23
>>8
Actually the PROTECT Act of 2003(The Amber Laws) prohibits simulated (not invoving a real child, inclueds drawing, cg, and literature) and makes it illegal. despite the fact that that the supreem court found in 2002 that simulated child pornography didn't involve real children is under the protection of the First Amendment to the Constitution as it didn't actually harm a child. So the law is effectivly illegal, but was passed anyways. Only one person has been charged and convicted under this law:Dwight Whorley. However he was in posession of real child pornography as well, and the charges were unclear because all the pornography was put together in the charges and it is unclear the grounds he was convicted on. So the question is do you want to be the person that becomes famous by taking this case all the way to the supreme court when you get convicted of having kiddy porn?
>>1
First are you an american, or are you on the outside not even living under our society and still bitching?
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Anonymous2006-06-04 4:03
>>7
America is the fattest nation period. Not because they have big bones.
"Obesity can be classified as a worldwide epidemic, with the United States the undisputed leader in obesity prevalence."
America rules. I love America. Except for the having to work your ass off to pay your bills part.
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Anonymous2006-06-04 13:31
>>Everyone.
I have a very simple thing I want to know. Are you attacking america from the standpoint of being an american or not. The fat people it doesn't really matter one way or another. But those of you just throwing shit blindly about us being the worst society in existance I want to know what side of the fence you are on. I mean are you someone that is living off of american society, enjoying the many luctureies like an computer, daily meals, the internet, McDonalds, Cars, basic freedoms, and bitching about how we have these when there are better uses. Or are you a poor person from the middle east that really doesn't have anything? Are you just another Micheal Moore, or are you a real person with real problems?
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Anonymous2006-06-04 13:51
nigga are you dissin' my man michael moore coz I'll bust a cap in yo ass if you are
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Anonymous2006-06-04 13:53
America > Europe > donkey shit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> japan
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Anonymous2006-06-04 14:35
>>17
Ok, defend micheal moore, stop trying to say that a simpleton that types like that could actually track down my IP to "bust a cap" in my ass. You are just a racist dumb shit white guy that is trying to make everyone standing up for micheal more to be an unsoffisticated black guy with a gun and an attitude. thanks for the support, but no thanks.
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Anonymous2006-06-04 18:06
In Soviet Russia, America hates YOU!
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Anonymous2006-06-05 7:10
you died?
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Anonymous2006-06-05 7:47
The United States of Arabia is the best country in the whole god forsaken world!!!!1
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