1 in 4 women look at porn in the UK

Wow looks like the UK is getting sluttier and shittier everyday, unless you wants sluts and little guys gagging for cock then feel free to live here with me. I suppose it's an effect of computer technology and the everyday growing media or pop idols who just want sex...
Why do they bitch about us looking about porn when they look at it too?

She was working in a bridal shop in Flushing, Queens,
Til her boyfriend kicked her out in one of those crushing scenes.
What was she to do, where was she to go
She was out on her fanny.

So over the bridge from Flushing to the Sheffield's door,
She was there to sell make up but the father saw more,
She had style, she had flair, she was there,
That's how she became the Nanny.

Who would have guessed that the girl we described
was just exactly what the doctor prescribed?

Now, the father finds her beguiling, watch out C.C.,
The kids are actually smiling but my mom got scared
And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in Bel-Air.

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought naw forget it, yo homes to Bel-Air!

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.