Lowtax should pay for his crimes

I thought paying 10bux to post on the internet would make me look cool. But Lowtax banned me. Now that lowtax Has my 10bux I hate his guts I wish somethingawful would close down forever and Lowtax would pay for his crimes.

Then $10 is a great value that has paid for itself many times over with the information I have gleened from reading the forums.  However, I get scared to post stuff for fear of getting banned because I sure as hell don't want to spend another god damn fucking $10 on a god damn fucking forum.