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Lowtax should pay for his crimes

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-03 8:22

I thought paying 10bux to post on the internet would make me look cool. But Lowtax banned me. Now that lowtax Has my 10bux I hate his guts I wish somethingawful would close down forever and Lowtax would pay for his crimes.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-05 2:22

bigpeeler was quoted as saying:
This Chinese guy walks into a bar and grabs a stool. He looks down to the end of the bar and there stands the bartender polishing a glass. He's this huge black man. The Chinese guys slaps the bar real loud and yells, "Hey nigger !! How's about a beer down here!!??"

The bartender calmly looks up and walks down towards the Chinese guy. "I'm sorry sir. What did you just say?" he asks.

The Chinese guy says, "What? Are you deaf too? I told you to bring me a beer, you stupid nigger ."

The bartender sets the glass down on the bar and says, "Look sir, first of all, I'm not a nigger . And second of all, I would think that you of all people, a minority, would have a little more sensitivity. Tell you what. Let's you and I trade places and I'll show you the proper way to treat a fellow minority."

So the Chinese guy hops behind the bar and the bartender heads for the door. The bartender says, "Now I'll go outside, come back in and take a seat. Then I'll order a beer and show you the proper way to do it."

The Chinese guy says, "Whatever."

So the black bartender goes outside, turns around, comes back in and takes a seat on the barstool. He smiles at the Chinese guy behind the bar and calmly says, "My good man, I think I'd like to have an ice cold beer."

The Chinese guy looks at him and says, "Sorry, pal. We don't serve niggers in here."

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