A Subject.

On the Internet, I type with perfect grammar and punctuation.  It is a sign of my superiority.
I make short and general statements.
Observe my decisiveness as I shock other Netizens with direct, unexpected responses.

Yes.
No.

I feel so empowered.

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Do you bind yourself to the constricts of "proper english"(something someone else came up with) as if trying to add some importance to your life which I imagine you find a lacking satisfaction of?