What's with these kids?

Why do kids have ADD, ADHD, downs syndrome and all that other shit?

We didn't have things like that when I was a kid.

Did an entire generation inherit large quantities of stupid in their heads or something?

In my day, when a kid would act up they'd get the belt or worse. We never had problems like ADD, ADHD, bein gay, or downs.

And what's with kids sueing their folks?

Oh boo hoo. Mommy and daddy buy me shit, feed me, give me a roof to sleep under, didn't abort me in the womb, but when they decide to hit me for acting like a little shit. Stop the presses, law suit!

And what's the deal with ladyboys hmm?

Maybe it's the ones who had drugged out hippies as parents. Since they say 80% of all cancers come from modern chemicals I bet a large chunk of disorders come from drugs and the like.