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going from 0 girls to 3 in a week!?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-19 23:52

background: i was a poorly-dressed, long-haired basement-dwelling geek virgin.. but everything changed 6 months ago. I got up, moved out, invested in new clothes, and started doing social things like going to bars. Well, not everything changed: I'm still a virgin.

Early this week, I asked a virgin female friend to sleep with me, more out of despiration than anything else.. to my surprise, she agreed to it when she gets back from a personal trip (she's away taking care of some elderly family members, but it's almost over). apparently she's been too timid to ask me out, but she's wanted to for a while now.

late last night, I got an e-mail from another girl (whom i liked a year or two ago, but haven't spoken with in months). She's missed me and saw me recently, and barely recognized me because, apparently, now i'm "hot". she broke up with her bf a few months back and wants (she said "needs") sex. i haven't responded, but need to in the next few days.

well, to top that off, today (i work at a university that doesn't believe in easter breaks), a girl came up with a problem and as i was fixing it for her, she started dropping suggestions that we go out sometime. apparently she's come in before for help and has seen me and wants to get to know me better. i told her i can't talk about it on the job, so we traded phone numbers. i get off work in 10 hours.

what do i do, /lounge/?

no pictures, but in terms of hotness, they're all average. #3 > #1 > #2, but not by much.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-19 23:54

I don't care.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-20 1:27

sleep with all of them, not like you're trying to get in a relationship with all of them or anything...

Name: Pordapod 2006-05-20 1:46

Man, I so know how that goes. I went from being all sad and mopey over my ex, to suddenly having all these chicks just ganging up on me. Weird the way this works sometime.

Anyway, all I can say is, no to #1, you joined that outta desperation and it is going to work that way the whole time. It will always be kinda a pathetic story...

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-20 2:16

If you are a geek you are pblessed with the ability to reason.

Rationally determine how to find the best one for you and avoid their knowledge of each other.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-20 2:42

Deny them all
Keep your purity
Be the champion of your own mind
And not the easy prey to anyone who looks at you combined with the senseless "desire" for such things.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-20 4:53

>>6 Yes! Do that :)

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-20 8:59

>>1
Dump those girls and start dating men.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-20 12:15

>>8
Signed!

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-20 13:59

>>9
I'm not a buttbanging fag :(

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-20 15:19

Tell us your secret. Was it the bars or the clothes that did it? You know, help another basement loser geek.

My guess this is how it will go down: Skip #1, but she will be mad at you for turning it down after if you don't say it right. So be careful with that one. #2 sounds more promising than #3. For hot seXx0Rz that is. But in the end a girl like #3 will be better for ya.

Give us some advice on how you got this far and then tell us how it goes for ya someday.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-20 15:42

>>10
Hey, being a fag is underrated among straight men. It is very fulfilling, you don't have to worry about being too rough when you have sex nor do you have to worry about getting anyone pregnant. I say, being gay is actually a gift from God!

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-20 15:44

>>12
Wouldn't being a lesbian be better? You get even more parts to play with. And you can have dicks/dildos if you like too.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-20 15:52

WOW GIRLS WHO TURNED YOU DOWN IN THE PAST ARE NOW BEGGING YOU FOR SEX, THIS IS CALLED. " WOMEN FAIL IT ", SIMPLY TELL THESE COCK HUNGRY SKANKS THAT YOU ARE SIMPLY " NOT INTERESTED " AND RECEIVE MORE PLEASURE FROM YOUR " RIGHT HAND " THAN ANY OF THEM COULD EVER PROVIDE, SIMPLY SAY SHES NEVER GOING TO BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, AND LAUGH IN HER DISGUSTING SELF RIGHTEOUS FACE

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-20 15:54

>>13
No, being a lesbian (and a woman in general) sucks because you can't get an orgasm every time you have sex.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-20 16:02

>>15
Hold the phone, are you serious? Woman CAN'T get one every time? I seriously thought once you learn about your sexuality and your body you can get yourself off in 15 minutes or less. And then it's just up to your partner otherwise (and of course some men don't care if the get her off or not).

So do you mean you don't always get the chance because of the jerks you're with? Or something else?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-20 16:06 (sage)

>>14
>RECEIVE MORE PLEASURE FROM YOUR " RIGHT HAND " THAN ANY OF THEM COULD EVER PROVIDE
Quote
For
Truth

>>16
Premature ejac
Sudden stops in action(my personal choice fav)
Just plain sucking at it
Not clicking right

And about a million other things, but sex is overrated to begin with, so.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-20 16:11

>>16
Well, pleasing a woman is hard, although I've no personal experience in that field, I've heard people talking. Of course women can use dildos and their fingers and the like.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-20 18:18

Fuck them all(Literally, of course.)

But I agree with the posts about Number Two. Tell her you were "desperate" and "stupid". If you don't want to fuck her, that is.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-20 18:47 (sage)

>>1
filty lies

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-21 6:38

>>1
Way to go, stud.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-21 9:09

>>1
Fuck all them

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-21 11:03

fuck them all but love none, make it clear, then go date #4

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-21 16:51

take pictures of them naked in suggestive poses. dump them, and masturbate to said pictures everyday.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-21 17:44

>>17
So in other words she dates the guys who aren't interested in getting her off. Figures.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-22 9:22

>>25
Well, that's basically how girls work
They are stupid

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-22 9:54

>>26
Which is why-
HOMOSEXUALITY IS SUPERIOR

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-22 12:15

>>1

Ummmmmm.... I have news for you, virgin.  You will not have sex with any of them.  People say a lot of things.  All of those girls were talking shit.

But, to give you some hope, you may actually get a chance to go out with one or more.... but don't expect sex immediately.  It may happen after some time though.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-22 13:52

>>28
sad but true

>>1
1. girl #1: attack
2. girl #2: stick it in her pooper
3. girl #3: cawk in mouth
4. take pics
5. ???
6. PROFIT!!!

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