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virgin...i think not

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-13 17:48

thats right... i got laid at subway tonight! we had kind of a fight and we argued and then talked it out. we then (when everyone else left) started just sitting with each other and then we went into the bathroom. she turned the lights completely out and we flirted a little bit more then it started. we started making out, i slowly made my way up her shirt and un-did her bra.

she then started rubbing my cock and kissing even more. she then undid my pants and slid them to the floor and took my boxers down. she played with it. i then took her pants down for her and started fingering her while we stood up. then she took my cock and pulled it towards her. she put it inside her and i started humping. after about 2 minutes we moved to the floor. there she rode me.

i continued rubbing her boobs and she just kept driving. then i pulled my legs in under me and started humping upwards. keep in mind my mom is sitting outside the dam store waiting on me and her to come out and we are in the dam bathroom fucking.

it was a great first expirence to bad it ended so soon.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-13 17:56

Enjoy your subway gotten AIDS.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-13 18:01

>>2
Faggot

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-13 18:04

>it was a great first expirence to bad it ended so soon

Premature ejactulation?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-13 19:31

I enjoyed this story but some more background information would have made it more interesting and arousing

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-13 23:09

haha she turned the lights off

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-13 23:15

>>6
man

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-14 0:59

>>5
True. Give us more details! Like why was your mom outside the door? And more importantly did she come or did you get off too soon? Tell us what she said when that happened.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-14 9:39

Ew, the floor of a subway bathroom? They make beds and birdges for a reason you know.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-15 17:15

>>9
birdges? Do you mean birdcages?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-15 17:35

>>10
birdsex is hot

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-15 18:04

>>10
typo, bridges.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-15 20:55

>>i got laid at subway tonight!

You think you should be proud of that?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-15 21:55

i got laid on 4chan

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-16 23:05

>>14
Protip: It was a MAN.

And MANsex doesn't count. u is still = virgin, lol

Name: Mr. Subway Sandwich 2006-05-17 2:55

">>i got laid at subway tonight!"

was the store open or closed? 

Just curious.  :o)

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-17 10:43

">>i got laid at subway tonight!"
sure you did.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-06 1:36

I got laid in mid-air. Not in an airplane or any other kind of aircraft, we didn't need one -- we have wings.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-06 3:30

I got laid for the first time within a week of reading this when it was first posted.

Name: Eternal Virgin 2006-06-06 6:20

I got laid when hell froze over.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-05 4:13

In 1987, a young woman named Holly Ackerman was killed in a bizarre cult ritual. Now that you have read her name, she will come to you in the night and pay you a horrifying visit. You MUST do the following:

1. Watch the video "R.I.P. Holly Ackerman" here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIy2AymZywk

2. Post this message 3 times

R.I.P. Holly Ackerman

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-05 4:16

>>21
fuck off shithead

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-05 9:43

I got laid

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Name: Anonymous 2013-08-14 9:15

Nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-22 0:48

>>25
Tsk.

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