How do you pick up your girls?

Do you:
A. Go onto chatrooms and get details and pictures from girls before you pick them up?
B. Go to a pub and treat any fine looking girl to a few drinks, then take them home?
C. Join a social club or still go to school and pick up the girls there?
D. Prey on young school girls waiting outside a school?
E. Go to your family, cousins, aunts etc...

Those a just a few options, but I'm just curious about how you guys come about on this sort of thing and I don't mean about just getting laid. SHOW AND TELL TIME/

I assumed all girls on internet dating sites were desperate and fat.  One messaged me, and I found we had similar interests, and we spent a month and a half together.  It would have worked out except she wanted to argue more.  And she was fat.

I don't pick girls! Boys are better and I pick them on net or furry conventions.

>>1

Order a pizza, if the delivery person turns out to be a girl, write down the time and the day.

Order again the next week at the same time on the same day, if it's the same girl make her wait at the door and hide in the house behind the door. Wait until you're ready to speak, and then just straight up ask if she wants to go out.

>>4
Ooh ooh wait, I got one. Ask her "Hey, do you wanna go for a pizza?" And then she'll be like "But.. I just brought you one." and then you say "Even better! So wanna come inside and we can have it together?"

A: Fat, desperate, too young, or nice and sweet or any combination of the 4. I'd take #2 and 4, but I never find that combination, so the net hasn't worked for me.
B. Sluts, losers and whores. Oh and transvestites. Not my favorite place.
C. Social things? School? School is for geeks and nerds. All the cool guys don't go to school.
D. Little girls ain't got big enough jugs I'm afraid.
E. I had an attractive cousin once. Sitting outside on my balcony with her top off, on her stomach... mmmm. And what an ass!
F. College, man. That's where it's at. There's an array of slutty women and cheap whores. Just get to know some people and they'll fill you in on where the parties are.
G. As for real, decent girls if you have a job where you meet people you can get around that way.
H. best way: Friends of friends. They can hook you up. Just remember to make it clear: No transvestites, and you're not gay. Otherwise you're in for some surprises.

>>1
A: It's hard to find a normal girl on the net. Chat rooms and online dating sites are full of whores and girls who just joking.
Anyway, dating services aren't etirely bad: I met my ex-girlfriend in a radio dating program (you can send an SMS and they broadcast your message on the radio)
B. A pub... the HARDEST place to find single girls. Very often they go with their boyfriends, or at least with a couple of other girls to chat. They're too hard to approach and of course a lot of them are "easy girls" - I don't drink too often and I don't go to pubs regularly so I don't want a girl who's a regular drinker.
C. School sucks! I always hated to study. I have a job now and I don't intend to go back to university.
The only thing I take is a japanese language course. There's a good community and we have a regular meeting every week. There are some girls, but most of them have boyfriends. Anyway it's good to see that girls are interested in learning japanese too. :)
D. Thanks, but I'm not pedo...
E. And no incestuous either...

There's no "best place" to pick up girls. Just keep your eyes open, you'll never know when you'll meet the girl of your dreams. :)

>>6 "E. I had an attractive cousin once. Sitting outside on my balcony with her top off, on her stomach... mmmm. And what an ass!"

What happened to her?

i pick them up with my hands l.loll

>>9
I pick them up with my Zimmer-like penis.

I pick them up by their hair. However, I once tried to do that to an obese girl and I ripped her scalp off :-(

I wrap my arms around their waist and lift.
How else would one pick up a girl?

>>12
Better to grab their bottoms and hoist them up so their legs wrap around your waist. Good times <3

>>13
Speaks the Truth. Not from experience.

Is this some Finnish sports?

Women find me.  Attractive.

With a tight grip around their throat. They love it

How do you pick up your girls?

/s/ supplies me with all i need

lol @ horny teenage boys.

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