24, still a virgin. Farthest I got was skirt down. Next I gotta work on getting those panties down.
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Anonymous2006-05-03 15:46
>>42
lol
still virging 21, wat you got a problem with it _i_(O_o)_I_
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Anonymous2006-05-03 15:47
If I were still a virgin at 25, I'd save up a grand or so and get myself a really high-class hooker and let her take care of me. Just so I'm not 26 and a virgin.
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Anonymous2006-05-03 15:59
54
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Anonymous2006-05-03 15:59
>>44
Tried them twice. Gave em some money but didn't bother going through with it. Yawn, sex with some dead beat loser girl. I thought it would be fun until I met them. Who wants to say "Yeah, the first time I screwed a girl it was this whore."
Oh wait, that's what most girlfriends are anyways. If you buy things for them they put out.
You gave a girl money for free? Now who is the loser here?
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Anonymous2006-05-03 16:09
>>46
Have you tried being fag yet? Men can understand what love is better than women and many don't care about such trivialities as looks. Then there are ofcourse those "Queer Eye for Straight Guy" type gays, but they're minority and thankfully easy to avoid.
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Anonymous2006-05-03 16:46
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Anonymous2006-05-03 17:25
>>47
Hey, it helped them get out of that loser life I think. I haven't seen them "around" lately. I don't think I got through to the first girl, but the other one seemed like she might quit doing it. I gave her a bit extra.
>>48
As odd as it might sound, women seem to give me all the stuff that my guy friends don't, so I like being around them more. Gay guys are like half girls, they don't really have everything I want.
>>48
Well, I'll tell you what sir. The last thing I'd fuck in the world would be a man, and I probably would rather have it chopped off. However, I see where you are coming from. I can't fail to notice this
Men can understand what love is better than women and many don't care about such trivialities as looks
is so true it hurts. I have yet to find a girl (i.e. only gender I could engage in a love relationship with because I don't feel other way) to be half as sensitive as most of my (straight too) friends are, and to have a fucking clue about love. For girls, love is about buying them a cellular or dancing, and most of them go for the traits of "brute", "loud" and "jerk". I wish they were better, because I know for sure I'm not attracted to guys, even if I wanted to. I wish I found a girl that could feel for me half of what I could feel for her.
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Anonymous2006-05-03 21:48
>>25
Its not a race.. and I think having the "Oh sweet jesus I gotta get laid PRONTO" mindset only makes it more difficult/less rewarding. Just remember that girls/guys/your relevant interests here are a lot different in reality than the internets might lead you to believe..
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Anonymous2006-05-03 23:16
Well, when I was 5, my friend had this idea that we stick our penises in each others asses. I complied. I did not enjoy, nor deteste the experience. Neither of us knew what we were doing. So technically, I lost my virginity to a 5 year old boy when I was 5.
But the really funny part is..... my friend's brother was also present and they also fucked each other. So they will have to live the rest of their lives knowing that when they were kids, they fucked each other in the ass. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then again, I remained best friends with this guy until I was 17..... and every once in a while I would think to myself.... we fucked each other in the ass. None of us ever spoke of the incident, though.
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Anonymous2006-05-03 23:43
I think i lost one of tham virgintys to betsie, do farm animals count?
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Anonymous2006-05-04 0:34
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this thread delivers
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Anonymous2006-05-04 0:58
44, virgin.
I'm dead serious.
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Anonymous2006-05-04 1:17
>>54
I did the same thing when I was 5, oddly enough.
>>58
It sounds like he already HAS a long time ago, for that I envy him even more than >>2, however I do not really want to live to 44 years old unless I had already achieved immortality at which point the number wouldn't even apply but HEY
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Anonymous2006-05-04 2:26
>>60
Honestly, I see no point to sex. Although it's easy to claim "because you've never had it" honestly, I doubt it's as great as the fools of the Media love to claim. Sure the love of a fellow human being, the kinship of sorts, might be nice to have. Infact, i've had it plenty of times and it was outstanding. In all honesty though, I just don't care. The only reason i'd want to have sex is so that I no longer have to earn this silly badge of honor in society's eye. Lying about not being a virgin makes you a fag, and i'm always afraid if I do the non-virgins will spot me with their eagle eyes and decend upon me in a shriek of claws, beak, and pussy.
>>61
You and I think the same about sex, except, viginity (and not having a mind not weak enough to succumb to such trivial and primal pulls) is the badge of honor, defiling your penis with a gash and its similar forms isn't.
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Anonymous2006-05-04 6:35
>>65
Your attempt at mimicing my level of intellectuality failed. "and not having a mind not weak" - overall, I don't get the use of commas randomly, and i don't see how my post relates to penis gashing.
I'll claim you're just tired.
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Anonymous2006-05-04 6:39
>>65
Ahh, I get what your saying now.
Sex is all good and fine, don't misunderstand me.
I never claimed that sex was a horrible, idiotic, and barbaric act.
I simply stated that it's not an all-consuming point of my life.
While sex is fine and dandy within a loving reltionship, I appreciate
the loving relationship more than the sex. This is what I was trying
to get at.
Fucking >>64 broke the tables, trying to manually fix them with breaks.
How many fucking times do I have to explain this one to people who post on 4chan.
You all really are virgins aren't you?! Dammit, how, grr, well I guess watching tons of pointless anime and being obese goes a long way, but I hate the fuck out of anime.
FUCK ALL