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A very important decision I have to make, Imm

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-26 14:56

A few weeks ago, I started noticing some changes in my girlfriend's behavior. She just doesn't seem to be that interested in me anymore. Sure, we go out and she holds my hand, but the warmth isn't there like it used to be. We live together, so I fear this breakup might be particularly hard for me. I'm not worried about her feelings since I'm convinced she's cheating on me.

At around the same time she started cooling off, I began receiving strange phone calls on my home phone. The phone would ring, I would pick up, and they would hang up. I tried *69 but the phone number was blocked. If my girlfriend was home and this happened, she would hang around the phone a couple of minutes while I would go back to what I was doing (usually, playing oblivion) and the phone would ring again and she would answer it.

These calls even started happening on my cell phone! My girlfriend's been borrowing it a lot lately, since she doesn't have her own (she's the leeching type).

One day, she left her MSN on. While I was fighting in the arena, she received a message from someone I haven't noticed on her list before, saying "hey sweetie! :) xoxo". By the time I was able to click the box closed, I was killed in 2 shots by Agronak.

My question is this: should I stick with my caster or change to a warrior character for more survivability?

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-26 18:40 (sage)

I think you should play a Pastamancer

Name: Eclair 2006-04-26 22:14

I say msg that person back "Guess who found out she pregnant honey..."

Insta heart attack material ;-)

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-26 23:27

>>2
No! Disco banditry is far superior!

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-26 23:32

>>1
The solution to the problem of dying in 2 shots is obvious:  Go start as a newbie somewhere else, that way you die in only one shot.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-27 1:56

>>4
But Disco Bandits don't have Copy-Pastamastery

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-27 2:49

This is being copy pasta'd in /b/ right now.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-27 3:00 (sage)

>>7
This came from /b/ originally

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-27 15:12

This is copypasta. I can tell from some of the text and having seen quite a few copypasta in my time.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-27 19:06

>>8
No, I took it from the Elder Scrolls boards.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-22 14:41

youve just been HURT FEELINGS AND BUTT RANGED
go drink ur moms bredt milk you fart commander
I bet you hav a fetish FOR MEN LMAO
ur just so made all the time its 2 easy 23 own you
"i lik to drnikj sperm from my sperm bottle while waring my sperm necklace" - you

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-22 16:23

Name: RedCream 2011-08-22 18:59


LM
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Name: Anonymous 2011-08-22 19:32

why is it that we admire the bitches so much, but in the act of doing so, we get them pregnant and they end up totally fat and disgusting and loaded down with kids, and so we don't admire them anymore?

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-22 19:56

arhzeedfjz

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-22 20:09

>>14
This penis, it can only destroy!

Name: Sgt.Kabu孞嶓kiman㻋孠 2012-05-26 18:28

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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

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