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Masturbation

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-24 17:34

Masturbation is not really a big thing. I mean, come on. Does it really feel as good as it looks when you see people in picture or on porn movies doing it? No. Are you filled with desire or violent passion? No.

You're more than likely just sitting in your room, staring at the wall playing with yourself, thinking about what you had for dinner that evening.

And after you've masturbated, you don't give it another thought. You clean yourself up, tun the T.V on or read a book.

That is why masturbation is not a big thing.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-24 22:34

I'm not thinking about dinner when I'm fapping.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-24 22:40

>>2

Chronic Masturbation, the new weight loss system.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-25 0:02

>>1

Everyone is different.  If what you describe in your post is mastrubation for you, that is your boring experience with it.  You ask, "Does it really feel as as good as it looks when you see people in picture or on porn movies doing it?"  and my answer is YES!!!!!  OH GOD YES IT FUCKING DOES, ABSOLUTELY!!!!!  In fact, fuck porn movies!!  They don't even come close to acting how good it feels when I fap.

Yes, masturbation is so good that I prefer it to sex.  Masturbation is GREAT!!!!  Honestly... I do not care that I am not a rich person becuase I have masturbation.  Who needs money when one of the greatest things in life is free and can be experienced so readily?  Masturbation makes me happy.  Call me a loser, call me what you will.  You simply do not understnad what fapping means to me.

>>1
Maybe your penis is insensitive.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-25 0:09

Actually, I think of elaborate hentai series that would have huge professional budgets and be written solely to express my imagination fueled with horniness.  I just lose the ideas as soon as I orgasm.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-25 17:08

well, here in germany masturbation isn't a big thing or stuff. you shouldn't talk about it though because you'll get lol'd, still everyone knows everyone does it and no one gives a shit about it.

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