Right now Anonymous could use a friend.

Fucking Y chromosome.

Without You, I'd be able to give birth. On the other hand, without it, I wouldn't be able to have a child without a man, appalling though considering I'm attracted to women. On the other hand, I wouldn't have this horrid hair problem. I will shave my face and the hair will be back in 3 hours.

I am a contradiction of terms.
A furry who hates it's body hair.
A man who hates it's masculinity.
A loner who seeks a community.
A wacko that desires acceptance.

No label I have found describes the way I am accurately, other than a lesbian trapped in a male body. A gender role confused male perhaps? Only a combination of terms that contradict each other.

What makes it worse, my mother wants nothing to do with it, denying the my feelings exist, and scared of my fathers reaction. My father mocks effeminate men and gays, thinking it is funny, actually mocking my existence. He keeps calling me "my boy" and yet he cannot get my name right on the first try, questions why I shave my beard.

No one to help my transformation. Nothing but hindrance.

My Friends are no where to be find, all graduating,  and I am moving back to live with my parents after falling deep into depression and hypersomnia.

Lost. Confused.
I am contradiction.
I am paradox. 

I am alone, doomed without anyone to take this journey with.

You dont need anyone else to make this journey with. Not having a chemical need for sex is a huge advantage in this competitive society. You can be classified a "zero-libido" - you dont need other people. This can be either depressing or exciting, depending on your point of veiw.

Move back in with your parents; only if the rent is free.
Dont give in to your effeminate tendancies around your parents. If they ask why you arent dating anyone, say you had a bad breakup or somthing.

Get a job, make as much as you can, and spend as little as possible. You need to make attempt-2 at college work.
Limit yourself to watching only the news. Read some books and study up on a potential college major.

Give yourself a VERY strict timetable for getting back into school. If it doesnt happen within 1 year, its probibly never going to happen.

You dont NEED other people. I suggest you join a forum (a real one, with names) and make some friends on internet. Dont get into any internet relationships.

College. You. Less than one year. Get excited.