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Proove that Jews exist

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-16 13:26

I have lived on the west coast and in the rockies all my life, and have never seen a Jew.  I believe the Jew is a myth, like the red scare in the fifties. 

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-16 13:55

im a jew

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-16 14:54

How come I've never seen a Jew in broad daylight?

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-16 14:59

>>2
there are no jews on the internet

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-16 17:02

I have seen no Jews in California.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-16 22:10

I have seen Jews in Prague when I was visiting Jewish part of town.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-16 23:22

Everyone living south of Ventura Blvd in the San Fernando Valley are Jews.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-16 23:52

I have only seen Jews on TV.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-17 0:54

Jews don't go around going "LOL IM A JEW!!" all the time. They have hooked noses and black hair that stays curly even in the cold. Shoot them on sight with 1 shot, then move your position in stealth by at least 500 metres. Do not go to dispose of the body, stay 100 metres from the corpse.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-17 21:55

People should dress up like jews and run around yelling "I'M A JEW!!1 lolol" and then when they get beaten up take off the mask and show them your ID and laugh at them.

lol, fooled you.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-17 23:43

My neighbor has a bumper sticker that says "Fueled by dead Jews, not dead Iraqis".

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-18 1:43

why are jews such a big thing in america? there's none of this jew/not jew hooha in australia. the jokes don't mean anything, the stereotypes aren't well known. yet all the americans have some kind of opinion on jews, and the jews are always bringing it up

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-18 6:52

I haven't seen any Jews myself but I've talked to people who have. They don't generally appear in daylight but when they're mating they will appear at dawn. They must eat their own body weight every few hours or starve. Their diet consists of small rodents, grasshoppers and insects, but in times of famine they have been known to bring down animals as large as dogs or even farm animals. They closely resemble rats and have a distinctive skunk-like odour. The female is generally larger than the male and invariably destroys her mate when he has fulfilled his role in life. In a suitable environment the Jew will breed throughout the year, with a single female producing three to six litters of up to twenty young. Compared to the Mongoloid Asian it is a poorer swimmer but more agile and a better climber, tending even to flee upwards into its corporate lairs. A few species, such as the American and European Jew, have become utterly dependent on slaves to the point of being otherwise unable to feed themselves. Jews are found worldwide, having adapted successfully to most climates, however they have shown great difficulty in prospering in the arid climate of the Middle East, mainly due to fierce competition from indigenous races such as the Persian Mantis.

~I hate every Jew I see
From Rothschild A
To Zyklon B~

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-18 15:02

I'm convinced all US Jews live in New York, which is where all the stereotypes originate from.  I have never heard or seen Jews in any other part of North America. 

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-18 17:15

New York => Money => Jews.

Name: Hellraiser 2006-04-19 21:23

They won't exist when I'm through fuck the Jewish rule, may god be free, from thier reign...

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-19 22:01

>>12
That's cause Jews don't get caught and put into jail, so no Jews in Australia.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-19 22:11

I have seen no Jews in Colorado despite it being the setting of South Park.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-19 22:17

>>17
Good one. Ozzies are all ex-cons and abos.

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