Name: Anonymous 2006-03-31 1:16
Does this kind of shit ever happen to you guys? It always happens to me. This is a 100% true story BTW.
I was on a packed flight today, and I just happened to sit in a row facing a hot blonde chick and a bunch of her guy friends.
I noticed the chick was hot, so I tried not to look at her, in case she catches me staring at her breasts. So I kept my head down throughout the flight.
After a while, I hear them say:
"Hey, check out that guy, he won't raise his head to look at you."
"Maybe you should do a lap dance for him."
So the chick laughs, stands up and starts gyrating her ass in front of my face. Of course at this point I was feeling really self conscious, and I kinda stared at her ass a bit, but I still didn't say anything.
"Oh look!! He looked up!! He looked at your ass!!" Then they all laughed.
Then suddenly she pats me on my knee: "hey, you wanna play the peanut game with me"?
I was completely embarassed and didn't know what to say...so I kinda muttered "uh....what's the peanut game"?
So she pulls down her tshirt to expose her cleavage and says "well, you have to try to throw a peanut in here".
So I did.
Then she and her friends had another big laugh. Some of them even high fived me. And I just kinda sat there quiet and red in the face, not knowing what to say.
"Hey, you think he'll be ok?"
"I think you scarred him for life, Alicia."
Why the fuck does this always happen to me? Why can't people just leave me alone?
I was on a packed flight today, and I just happened to sit in a row facing a hot blonde chick and a bunch of her guy friends.
I noticed the chick was hot, so I tried not to look at her, in case she catches me staring at her breasts. So I kept my head down throughout the flight.
After a while, I hear them say:
"Hey, check out that guy, he won't raise his head to look at you."
"Maybe you should do a lap dance for him."
So the chick laughs, stands up and starts gyrating her ass in front of my face. Of course at this point I was feeling really self conscious, and I kinda stared at her ass a bit, but I still didn't say anything.
"Oh look!! He looked up!! He looked at your ass!!" Then they all laughed.
Then suddenly she pats me on my knee: "hey, you wanna play the peanut game with me"?
I was completely embarassed and didn't know what to say...so I kinda muttered "uh....what's the peanut game"?
So she pulls down her tshirt to expose her cleavage and says "well, you have to try to throw a peanut in here".
So I did.
Then she and her friends had another big laugh. Some of them even high fived me. And I just kinda sat there quiet and red in the face, not knowing what to say.
"Hey, you think he'll be ok?"
"I think you scarred him for life, Alicia."
Why the fuck does this always happen to me? Why can't people just leave me alone?