Name: Anonymous 2006-02-28 20:16
Greatings mortals, It is I, God. Creator and ruler of all.
I have been browsing around on 4chan for quite some time now, and it has come to my mind that you think that you will all go to hell for being 4channers.
Thing is, once a human dies, his mind get's put in something we call, The Realm. It is a community much like 4chan where souls can post images and text and be virgins for all infinity. Actually, it's SO alike 4chan it's insane.
The creator of Wakabascript and the like (same person behind ALL forumcodes and imageboards, seriously) died and visited the realm, but was brought back to life by doctors. So he then created the world of his visions.
Which leads us to 4chan and the hell discussion. If you love 4chan you will go to heaven, if you hate it (why are you here?) you will go to hell.
It's just a question of definition, and 4chan is all there is after life... only much bigger and infinite bandwidth.
So, do something that is not 4chan while you can, because IMAGEBOARD IS ALL YOU GET.
I have been browsing around on 4chan for quite some time now, and it has come to my mind that you think that you will all go to hell for being 4channers.
Thing is, once a human dies, his mind get's put in something we call, The Realm. It is a community much like 4chan where souls can post images and text and be virgins for all infinity. Actually, it's SO alike 4chan it's insane.
The creator of Wakabascript and the like (same person behind ALL forumcodes and imageboards, seriously) died and visited the realm, but was brought back to life by doctors. So he then created the world of his visions.
Which leads us to 4chan and the hell discussion. If you love 4chan you will go to heaven, if you hate it (why are you here?) you will go to hell.
It's just a question of definition, and 4chan is all there is after life... only much bigger and infinite bandwidth.
So, do something that is not 4chan while you can, because IMAGEBOARD IS ALL YOU GET.