Japanese racism

Ok, so everybody knows that the Japanese are racist. Big deal. I mean, we all hate those fucking TV stealing niggers and smelly Muslims (git out my hood, you silly motherfuckers). But - GET THIS - the Japanese not only hate the brown people, they're also racist against WHITES!

What_the_fuck!?

How can somebody hate white people? We run the coolest countries on earth, we conquered almost the whole world, we come with different hair and eye colors, we have the hottest chicks, we make the best music and we invented pretty much everything that exists today. Even those toilets that spray your ass and blow hot air up your butthole when you press a button (they were invented in Switzerland).

So how the fuck can somebody hate white people?

Well, in fact it is the Whites who are the most superiorest race on the face of the earth. Europeans, more specifically. Of Europeans, the Nordic peoples are of the finest breed of caucasianness. To be more particular, the Finns, undiluted by the inbred scandinavian blood from Sweden and/or Norway. Within the Finns it is the dark-haired and fair-skinned Real Finns who are superior, why just one of those could rape then kill a full-grown female grizzly bear if s/he felt like it. Without any tools even. Yet among the Real Finns there is one particular group of individuals who are truly fit to lead all the peoples on Earth to a glorious, um, I don't know, among the stars or something. That's me, me and me.

So yeah, you all are dogshit.