I just finished watching Densha Otoko today

Why can't you retards be like the posters on Densha?

'real' people are the people in the 'real' world my parents keep telling me about.  apparantly, they're some sort of magical fairy people who play 'sports' all day in the 'sun' and have 'girlfriends' and 'lives' outside of anime and computers.

they give me nightmares.