I once saw a bear when I was in Finland and I ran away from it but it turned out to be a cow and I was like wow thats a fuckin cow so I stopped running then this bear drove a jet into my hotel and I was like wow wtf because all these poor innocent people died but I don't really think they were innocent because the hotel turned out to be a prison and I wasn't really in Finland but Mexico and the bear who drove a jet into the prison really was a bear in a jet. Weird huh?