Where are all the serious topics?

What is this? Why can't I find anyone whining about how crappy their life is or someone boasting how good looking their boyfriend is, etc? This forum is just full of crap like the thread: Post your deep thoughts. What the hell is so deep in this: "I want to have sex with a guy. " or "PENIS PENIS PENIS". I can see you all are a bunch of faggots or just some big fat ugly bithches who haven't gotten dick in years.

That's my ramblings. Now it's your turn whine about your 24/7 life in front of the computer or how much everyone mock you because of watching anime :D

Alright, alright...fine..I was going to post this in the
"Post your Secrets /b/" thread, but apparently, it's down.

I had loved someone for nearly a year now, /b/ Last Saturday, I received the "I'm not in the mood for games, silent treatment for 2 days"
Turns out she'd found someone else.

Strongly Considering becoming an hero at this point :/