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/b/ - the Adventure

Name: Anonymous 2005-01-25 8:51

Inspired by SMAP. Sorry for any errors, been a long time since i did something like this. continued from /b/, here is the text dump, I fixed a few errors while copying the textdump, also added the mailbox to the overview because i had a idea about it:


C:\>_
C:\>CD B
C:\B\>BADVENT1.EXE
Loading SuperVGA/VESA Drivers...
VESA Drivers Copyright(c) by Video Electronics Standards Association
/b/ - The Adventure Copyleft 4chan, Anonymous &/b/
You are in front of a big door that has the Letters 4CHAN encarved into it, as you try to enter it you find the door locked.
INPUT:_
INPUT:sega_
You fail to lower the post.
INPUT:_
INPUT:harbl
You seem to have said a magical keyword. Without any noise, the door swings open.
INPUT:_
INPUT:DO A BARREL ROLL!
BARREL ROLL is not a thing you can DO. Use OPTIONS to list your abilitys.
INPUT:_
INPUT:options_
Your current OPTIONS are: SAVE LOAD INVENTORY CHECK GO LOOK DO OPEN SPEAK GIVE TAKE PUT PULL PUSH MOVE USE EXIT
INPUT:_
INPUT:    OH YEAH
Nobody can hear you screaming.
INPUT:_
INPUT:fap_
You must have a penis to fap. Since you play Anonymous, nobody knows your sex.
INPUT:_
INPUT:take welder
There is no welder near you.
INPUT:_
INPUT:look_
You look around. You are still in front of the now open wooden door with the letters 4CHAN on it that leads to the Castle of Lord moot and his proconsul W.T. Snacks. As you look to the horizont, you see the blackened evening sky. Grass is all around you, and to the left of the door is a small bush. To the right of the door is a mailbox.
INPUT:_
INPUT:EXIT_
Doing auto-save....... done.

Thanks for playing /b/ - the Adventure!
C:\B\>_
C:\B\>BADVENT1.EXE
Loading SuperVGA/VESA Drivers...
VESA Drivers Copyright(c) by Video Electronics Standards Association
/b/ - The Adventure Copyleft 4chan, Anonymous &
/b/

Loading last savegame.... done.
INPUT:_
INPUT: GET YE FLASK
Nobody hears you screaming.

HINT: commands that are completly unknown are interpreted as saying/screaming.
INPUT:_
INPUT: OPEN MAILBOX_
You open the mailbox of Lord moot & W.T. Snacks. You find: 200 "I will kill you"-Mails, 500 "Unban me plskthxbye" Mails, 1200 "We will sue you"-Mails & One Parcel.
INPUT:_
INPUT: ENLARGE PENIS NOW
You must have a penis to enlarge it. Since you play Anonymous, nobody knows your sex.
INPUT:_
INPUT: GET PARCEL
You put the parcel into your inventory and put the other mails back into the mailbox since they are useless spam.
INPUT:_
INPUT: open parcel
You open the parcel. While you open the parcel you notice that it has been sent by ACME. You find a quickstart guide for the Internet in it and a 56k Modem.
INPUT:_
INPUT: IDSPISPOPD
Nobody hears your screaming.
INPUT:_

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-23 19:22

INPUT: NEW GAME

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-23 19:50

INPUT: NEW GAME
You are standing at the end of a road before a small brick building. Around you
is a forest. A small stream flows out of the building and down a gully.

INPUT:

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-23 21:23

INPUT: INVENTORY
INPUT: LOOK BUILDING

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-23 21:25

>inventory
You are carrying nothing.

>look building
I only understood you as far as wanting to look.

>

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-23 22:47

INPUT : zoomj

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-24 8:55

INPUT: OH GOD I'M HAVING ADVENTURE FLASHBACKS
INPUT: EXAMINE BUILDING

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-24 16:25

INPUT: KILL WIZARD

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-24 19:13

>zoomj
I don't understand that!

>OH GOD I'M HAVING ADVENTURE FLASHBACKS
I don't know that word.

>EXAMINE BUILDING
Sorry, but I am not allowed to give more detail.  I will repeat the
long description of your location.
You are standing at the end of a road before a small brick building.
Around you is a forest.  A small stream flows out of the building and
down a gully.

>KILL WIZARD
I don't understand that!

>

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-24 20:26

INPUT: DRINK FROM STREAM

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-24 20:58

INPUT: XYZZY
INPUT: PLUGH

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-24 23:35

>drink from stream
I don't understand that!

>XYZZY
Nothing happens.
You're at end of road again.

>PLUGH
Nothing happens.
You're at end of road again.

>

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-25 11:17

>FEEL NOMAD

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-25 18:30

>feel nomad
You can't see any such thing.

>

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-26 11:41

INPUT: TAKE THE KNOT

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-26 11:53

INPUT: GET ANIMAL PENIS DILDOS

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-26 21:05

INPUT: GO NORTH
INPUT: GO EAST
INPUT: GO SOUTH
INPUT: GO WEST
INPUT: GO SOUTHWESTWESTEASTNORTHWEST
INPUT: GO CRAZY

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-01 19:57

INPUT: GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-03 8:21

INPUT: GODDAMN IT SOMEBODY BE THE NARRATOR

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-03 17:54

INPUT: iddqd

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-03 19:00

>>95
It's not friday yet

>>96
You run around in circles

>>97
You don't have a bubble lead

>>98
Ok

>>99
Degreelessness mode off

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-03 22:40

(Well, since this is based on /b/...)

INPUT: PENIS PENIS PENIS
INPUT: HAY GUYZ
INPUT: zOMG REI *fap fap fap*

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-04 11:38

INPUT: PENIS PENIS PENIS
You hit air with your penis three times

INPUT: HAY GUYZ
Nobody's in the room

INPUT: zOMG REI *fap fap fap*
Illegal use of fap command: that is not teh Rei

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-04 18:47

INPUT: WRYYYYYYYYY

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-04 19:14

INPUT: idkfa

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-04 20:04

INPUT: WRYYYYYYYYY
Unrecognized command

INPUT: idkfa
I'D Kill For Ass

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-04 22:01

INPUT: AIIIIIIIIR
INPUT: LOL I MAEK FUNNAY
INPUT: HELP

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-06 9:07

INPUT: AIIIIIIIIR
FYI: "AIR" is just fucking retarded.

INPUT: LOL I MAEK FUNNAY
You laugh and babble in AOLian.

INPUT: HELP
Wait a sec nigga, I ain't writing that much.

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-06 12:59

INPUT: DROP MY TV NIGGA
INPUT: WEAR SWIRLY GLASSES
INPUT: KILL IT WITH FIRE

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-06 22:49

>>108
drop my tv nigga
There are no black people around, and you don't own a TV.

wear swirly glasses
While you now look even geekier, you also manage to look better than most people on 4c-- *crushed* WRYYYYYYYY!

kill it with fire
What do you want to kill with fire?

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-07 19:22

INPUT: FURRIES
It's not Friday yet, so there are none in the vicinity.

INPUT: HARBL

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-09 19:53

INPUT: 111GET

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-09 20:52

INPUT: SKEET SKEET SKEET
INPUT: NIGGERS
INPUT: CHEER UP EMO KID
INPUT: lol u tk him 2da bar|?
INPUT: YARANAIKA?

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-12 15:23

INPUT: CHANGE GETTER 1
INPUT: SWITCH ON

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-13 1:59

you lose

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-13 10:33

INPUT: HI YUH, KIDS!

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-13 22:34

>>112
>skeet skeet skeet
You fail to accomplish anything by splooging all over the landscape.

>niggers
There are no black people nearby.

>cheer up emo kid
I'm not emo, I'm just the narrator.

>lol u tk him 2da bar|?
I don't even understand what you just said.

>yaranaika?
No. Just... HELL no.

>>113
>change getter 1
You do not have access to any mecha-- especially not after that incident that cost you your pilot's permit.

>switch on
There's nothing to switch on or off here.

>>114
>you lose
I stab you DEAD!

>>115
>hi yuh, kids!
What have I told you about children's shows?

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-14 20:29

Oops, missed a couple:

>>110
>harbl
You feel yourself splitting apart and reassembling somewhere else. Everything tastes purple for a second, but you arrive at...

A DARK PLACE
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by Cock Mongler.

>>111
>111get
You warp to...

POST #111
You are in a twisty maze of passageways, all alike. Random gibbering echoes through the passages.
There is an Anonymous here.

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-15 5:25

INPUT: TALK TO ANONYMOUS
INPUT: USE ROPE ON ANONYMOUS

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-15 8:23

>talk to anonymous
"You harbl my harbl?" is the most intelligible thing you can get out of it.

>use rope on anonymous
You don't have any rope.

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-15 10:15

INPUT: i

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