/b/ - the Adventure

Inspired by SMAP. Sorry for any errors, been a long time since i did something like this. continued from /b/, here is the text dump, I fixed a few errors while copying the textdump, also added the mailbox to the overview because i had a idea about it:


C:\>_
C:\>CD B
C:\B\>BADVENT1.EXE
Loading SuperVGA/VESA Drivers...
VESA Drivers Copyright(c) by Video Electronics Standards Association
/b/ - The Adventure Copyleft 4chan, Anonymous &/b/
You are in front of a big door that has the Letters 4CHAN encarved into it, as you try to enter it you find the door locked.
INPUT:_
INPUT:sega_
You fail to lower the post.
INPUT:_
INPUT:harbl
You seem to have said a magical keyword. Without any noise, the door swings open.
INPUT:_
INPUT:DO A BARREL ROLL!
BARREL ROLL is not a thing you can DO. Use OPTIONS to list your abilitys.
INPUT:_
INPUT:options_
Your current OPTIONS are: SAVE LOAD INVENTORY CHECK GO LOOK DO OPEN SPEAK GIVE TAKE PUT PULL PUSH MOVE USE EXIT
INPUT:_
INPUT:    OH YEAH
Nobody can hear you screaming.
INPUT:_
INPUT:fap_
You must have a penis to fap. Since you play Anonymous, nobody knows your sex.
INPUT:_
INPUT:take welder
There is no welder near you.
INPUT:_
INPUT:look_
You look around. You are still in front of the now open wooden door with the letters 4CHAN on it that leads to the Castle of Lord moot and his proconsul W.T. Snacks. As you look to the horizont, you see the blackened evening sky. Grass is all around you, and to the left of the door is a small bush. To the right of the door is a mailbox.
INPUT:_
INPUT:EXIT_
Doing auto-save....... done.

Thanks for playing /b/ - the Adventure!
C:\B\>_
C:\B\>BADVENT1.EXE
Loading SuperVGA/VESA Drivers...
VESA Drivers Copyright(c) by Video Electronics Standards Association
/b/ - The Adventure Copyleft 4chan, Anonymous &
/b/

Loading last savegame.... done.
INPUT:_
INPUT: GET YE FLASK
Nobody hears you screaming.

HINT: commands that are completly unknown are interpreted as saying/screaming.
INPUT:_
INPUT: OPEN MAILBOX_
You open the mailbox of Lord moot & W.T. Snacks. You find: 200 "I will kill you"-Mails, 500 "Unban me plskthxbye" Mails, 1200 "We will sue you"-Mails & One Parcel.
INPUT:_
INPUT: ENLARGE PENIS NOW
You must have a penis to enlarge it. Since you play Anonymous, nobody knows your sex.
INPUT:_
INPUT: GET PARCEL
You put the parcel into your inventory and put the other mails back into the mailbox since they are useless spam.
INPUT:_
INPUT: open parcel
You open the parcel. While you open the parcel you notice that it has been sent by ACME. You find a quickstart guide for the Internet in it and a 56k Modem.
INPUT:_
INPUT: IDSPISPOPD
Nobody hears your screaming.
INPUT:_

>>160
STOP YOUR BITCHING AND GET ME SOME PIE.

INPUT: Cheer up emodik

>>162
You wake up in Bosnia.

INPUT: SAY O LAWD IS THAT SUM CHIKENZ?
INPUT: GIVE HAPPY NEGRO CHICKEN AND WATERMELON
INPUT: ZA WARUDO

You meet a bosnian girl named DONATE TO 4CHAN

>>164
You say "O LAWD IS THAT SUM CHIKENZ?"
You lose 1×Chicken and 1×Watermelon
Happy Negro gets 1×Chicken and 1×Watermelon
Bad command or file name

>engage infinite improbability drive
You fuck up time and space quite thoroughly before arriving at...

HARBL
You are in a room shaped like a burning credit card made of cheese and stupid. There is a penguin, two confused-looking sofas, an infinite number of chickens, Biggles, 10bux, a boot to the head, and several dozen WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! here.

INPUT: FORD, YOU'RE TURNING INTO A PENGUIN, STOP IT

>>168
Ford stops turning into a penguin.

INPUT: FORD, WHAT ABOUT MY HOUSE
INPUT: EXAMINE BIGGLES
INPUT: EXAMINE WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
INPUT: EXAMINE CHICKENS

INPUT: take 10 bucks and spend it on loli

INPUT: EXAMINE 10BUX
INPUT: EXAMINE BOOT TO THE HEAD
INPUT: EXAMINE SOFAS

INPUT: -devparm -skill4 -respawn -warp42 -fast
INPUT: IDDQD
INPUT: IDKFA

>>171
You are under arrest.

>>172
You are swallowed by a black hole.

INPUT: WARP TO RANDOM LOCATION
INPUT: DANCE

INPUT: AGE

Hell the place is back this far at least ; lets see if we can wreck it.

INPUT: FUCK ALL Y'ALL
INPUT: CLEAN UP
INPUT: GO HOME

INPUT: NIGGER BEAM
INPUT: SEXY BEAM
INPUT: SHUT THE FUCK UP BEAM
INPUT: <insert word/phrase here> BEAM

This thread delivers

I'm not reading this whole thread but it seems cool so I'm posting in it

>>175
>warp to random location
You find yourself at a bizzare social gathering, standing in a pile of gore. Someone cries, "Papa, he telefragged Mordehei, the dancing Yiddish clown!"

>dance
You attempt to dance in the strangest way you can think of to avoid further screwups. You hear someone being slapped, accompanied by a gruff voice snapping, "Stop crying! You just became a man, now act like one!"

>>176
>age
You have entered a strange place...

POST #2
You are in a maze of twisty little passageways, all alike. Random gibbering echoes through the passages.
There is a 2GET here.

>>178
>fuck all y'all
Who are you talking to?

>clean up
There is nothing to clean here.

>go home
You don't know how to get home from here.

>>179
>nigger beam
You must be black to use this technique. Since you play Anonymous, nobody knows your race.

>sexy beam
First off, you forgot the exclamation point. Second, you must be sexy to use this technique. Since you play Anonymous, nobody knows what you look like.

>shut the fuck up beam
You must be a mod to use this technique. Since you can't become a mod, Anonymous or not, you can never use this technique.

>[insert word/phrase here] beam
[insert copout explanation as to why you can't shoot lasers here]

INPUT: GET BEAR POWERS

INPUT: NEEDS NEW POSTS

INPUT: NEEDS NEW POSTS

INPUT: NEEDS NEW POSTS

183: Operation denied
184: Non-imperative statement
185: Non-imperative statement
186: Non-imperative statement

INPUT: Consume Clown Corpse.

>>188
You can't see any such thing.
The 2GET inexplicably changes color.

INPUT: SCARE HELL OUT OF SOMEONE

>>190
You seem to be scaring the hell out of EVERYONE with your mere presence.
The 2GET spins around for a bit.

INPUT: NYUU

>>192

nyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

INPUT: EXAMINE BOOBS

INPUT: EXAMINE BOOBS

INPUT: EXAMINE BOOBS

>>194-196
You can't see any such thing.
The 2GET contemplates killing the universe.

Approaching a legendary GET

INPUT: 200GET

>>199
>200GET
You have entered a strange place...

POST #200
You are in a maze of twisty little passageways, all alike. Random gibbering echoes through the passages.
For some reason, there is a 200GET in your inventory... (Your score has just gone up by 200 points.)