/b/ - the Adventure

Inspired by SMAP. Sorry for any errors, been a long time since i did something like this. continued from /b/, here is the text dump, I fixed a few errors while copying the textdump, also added the mailbox to the overview because i had a idea about it:


C:\>_
C:\>CD B
C:\B\>BADVENT1.EXE
Loading SuperVGA/VESA Drivers...
VESA Drivers Copyright(c) by Video Electronics Standards Association
/b/ - The Adventure Copyleft 4chan, Anonymous &/b/
You are in front of a big door that has the Letters 4CHAN encarved into it, as you try to enter it you find the door locked.
INPUT:_
INPUT:sega_
You fail to lower the post.
INPUT:_
INPUT:harbl
You seem to have said a magical keyword. Without any noise, the door swings open.
INPUT:_
INPUT:DO A BARREL ROLL!
BARREL ROLL is not a thing you can DO. Use OPTIONS to list your abilitys.
INPUT:_
INPUT:options_
Your current OPTIONS are: SAVE LOAD INVENTORY CHECK GO LOOK DO OPEN SPEAK GIVE TAKE PUT PULL PUSH MOVE USE EXIT
INPUT:_
INPUT:    OH YEAH
Nobody can hear you screaming.
INPUT:_
INPUT:fap_
You must have a penis to fap. Since you play Anonymous, nobody knows your sex.
INPUT:_
INPUT:take welder
There is no welder near you.
INPUT:_
INPUT:look_
You look around. You are still in front of the now open wooden door with the letters 4CHAN on it that leads to the Castle of Lord moot and his proconsul W.T. Snacks. As you look to the horizont, you see the blackened evening sky. Grass is all around you, and to the left of the door is a small bush. To the right of the door is a mailbox.
INPUT:_
INPUT:EXIT_
Doing auto-save....... done.

Thanks for playing /b/ - the Adventure!
C:\B\>_
C:\B\>BADVENT1.EXE
Loading SuperVGA/VESA Drivers...
VESA Drivers Copyright(c) by Video Electronics Standards Association
/b/ - The Adventure Copyleft 4chan, Anonymous &
/b/

Loading last savegame.... done.
INPUT:_
INPUT: GET YE FLASK
Nobody hears you screaming.

HINT: commands that are completly unknown are interpreted as saying/screaming.
INPUT:_
INPUT: OPEN MAILBOX_
You open the mailbox of Lord moot & W.T. Snacks. You find: 200 "I will kill you"-Mails, 500 "Unban me plskthxbye" Mails, 1200 "We will sue you"-Mails & One Parcel.
INPUT:_
INPUT: ENLARGE PENIS NOW
You must have a penis to enlarge it. Since you play Anonymous, nobody knows your sex.
INPUT:_
INPUT: GET PARCEL
You put the parcel into your inventory and put the other mails back into the mailbox since they are useless spam.
INPUT:_
INPUT: open parcel
You open the parcel. While you open the parcel you notice that it has been sent by ACME. You find a quickstart guide for the Internet in it and a 56k Modem.
INPUT:_
INPUT: IDSPISPOPD
Nobody hears your screaming.
INPUT:_

>>120
>i
O...kay... I'm not entirely sure what you mean by that.

>fap
>me likey boobies
>there once was a man from nantucket

>>120
INPUT: I
Your current inventory:
...

>i
You are carrying nothing.

>fap
You must have a penis to fap. Since you play Anonymous, nobody knows your sex.

>me likey boobies
Don't we all.

>there once was a man from nantucket
Don't you fucking dare finish that limerick if you value your life.

>get eaten alive
PLZ DIE VOREFAGS KTHX *hit by a train*

INPUT: NINJAS STOEL MY ANUS

ninjas stole my anus
I'm very sorry to hear that, but at least TRY to stay focused.

>>127
>oops stoel
Same diff.

INPUT: HELP
INPUT: LIST COMMANDS
INPUT: RETRIEVE >126 ANUS FROM NINJAS

>help
No way in hell am I typing THAT much.

>list commands
Valid commands are whatever the answering poster wants them to be.

>retrieve >>126's anus from ninjas
Screw that. If it was the president-- or maybe the president's anus-- I could understand, but come on. PRIORITIZE.

INPUT: LOOK

>>131
POST #111
You are in a twisty maze of passageways, all alike. Random gibbering echoes through the passages.
There is an Anonymous here.
The Anonymous shrieks, "AIIIIIIIIR!", then proceeds to giggle idiotically.

SHIT. GRUE.

>>133
>shit grue
I only understood you as far as wanting to shit.

INPUT: NIGGA PUNCH

INPUT: NIGGA KICK

>nigga punch
You must be black to use this technique. Since you play Anonymous, nobody knows your race.

>nigga kick
You must be black to use this technique. Since you play Anonymous, nobody knows your race.

INPUT: INSERT COIN
INPUT: RYU
INPUT: D+DR+R+PUNCH

>insert coin
You can't see any such thing.

>ryu
... Do what now?

>d+dr+r+punch
... Do what now?

INPUT: LOOK AROUND
INPUT: PANTSU

>>140
>look around
POST #111
You are in a twisty maze of passageways, all alike. Random gibbering echoes through the passages.
There is an Anonymous here.
The Anonymous shrieks, "Nigga stole my bike!", then proceeds to run off in a random direction. Moments later, screams and carnage-y noises come from the passage he just took. Then again, it was pitch black, so that's hardly surprising.

>pantsu
... Do what now?

INPUT: GO DOWN RANDOM PASSAGE
INPUT: LOOK AROUND

INPUT: DROP STEAMROLLER

>INPUT: LOOK AROUND

You see a room filled with unimaginable horror. It's full of torturing machines, sharp knives, stings et cetera and the thing that almost turns your stomach over is that the room's walls and floor are covered with dried blood and entrails.

SUGGEST: Go away.

>drop steamroller
There's nobody to drop a steamroller on here.

>leave
You pick a random passage and flee this grotesque place, only to arrive at...

POST #391
You are in a twisty maze of passageways, all alike. Random gibbering echoes through the passages.
Santino "Happy Negro" Lee is here.

INPUT: SHOUT LOL INTERNET

KILL KENNY

>>147
There's no such thing as "KENNY" here.

INPUT: GO ENTRYWAY (sorry, forgot which direction)
INPUT: SAY "LOLI"; SAY "NO CHILD PORNOGRAPHY"; SAY "NO BEAST"; SAY "LOLIKON"; SAY "OPEN PLZ :("

Oh fuck, there are 121 pages here already.

Fuck @_@

lol "pages"

>>146
>shout lol internet
I only understood you as far as wanting to shit-- er, shout.

>>147
See >>148


>>149
(That game's passed now, new game was started. No more entryway.)

>>150
HAW-HAW!

>>151
Posts, pages, same diff, eh?

INPUT: xyzzy

INPUT: EXIT GAME

xyzzy
A steamroller narrowly misses you. A hollow voice screams, "WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

exit game
You can't. It is cursed. *diabolical laugh*

INPUT: CALC 2 / 0

I fucking hate this thread. The first post takes too long to scroll past. I want it to die.

>>157

>>156
>calc 2/0
Nice try, smartass.

>>157
>>158
(Shut up.)

>>157