I've sloved 4chan's Money Woes!

After tonight's thrilling IRC chat I think I figured out how 4chan can have pretty much unlimited funds.

We should join together and develop an awesome sports game,market it for a nice price and wait for the 10++ reviews to roll in. Electronic Arts seeing they dont have a slice of this glory will want to buy 4chan.Not only will 4chan get an account in EA's bank but we can be reassured that 4chan will get improvements when in fact we can just change the color format theme once a year.

At the risk of hijacking this thread to reality:
4chans money woes would vanish if one in Fifty /b/tards sent in $5.00 US just once!
But that's never gonna happen.

As long as 4chan struggles it retains the best of itself.
When I see the IPO—goodbye.