vicodens = harder to poop but easier to fart

true story:

I was prescribed vicoden for back pain and went to the ghetto clinic so I could get a wage based discount. They were out of the 5 mg hydrocodone/500 mg aceteminophen so I got some 20mg pills instead (which is apparently legal). I am now buzzing like crazy, and my back doesn't hurt. Hell yeah. Anyone know if it's okay to toke up too? I don't wanna over do it

20/500 does not exist sir, you are a liar to me

for hydrocodone/apap the strongest you can get is 10/750

you prolly mistook 2.5mg/500 for 20mg you dumb shit

anyway, you shoulda got some numorphan suppositories for your asshole, theres nothing like narcotics being administered through your anus