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Deer Diary

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-18 17:07

Hallo 4chan!

OK, I'm going to start a diary on this fine board here. Why? Because I need something with lots of exposure. I have a lot of unusual problems. Also, a diary will help me to see my progress with my everyday life in a year from now. It will help me to keep track of my up and downs.

Ok, on to my first entry. Oh btw, I will sometimes enter multiple entries per day, depending on my need to share my feelings.

FIRST ENTRY!!! LETS GO!! IKKIMASCHO!

To do list for today:

1. Pick up again my antidepressants. I began my medication 4 weeks ago, but stopped 4 days ago because I ran out of pills and was too tired/lazy/afraid to pick up a new box of Paxil. I haven't experienced withdrawal symptoms yet, guess I was rakki?. Better not risk it..nobody wants to go through paxil/paroxetine withdrawal symptoms; i can tell you that.

2. Return the books I've borrowed from my local library. I've had them for 2 months.. I borrowed two books:

-Hitchhiker's Guide: Restaurant at the End of the Universe (by Douglas Adams)

-His Master's Voice (by Stanislav Lem) I haven't read the first yet, and lost latter at college. fuck..i could save $10 if i just went to the lost and found at m  college and ask if they found the bok..otherwise I have to pay for a book that I didn't even finish. I'm late anyway...I shouldhave returned the books 4 weeks ago. So now I already have to pay $15 in fees. Anyway, I'll return the hitchhikers book today.

-Call the guy from ebay to get my dumbbells that i've bought. I hope he will give me a good rating, because I should have called the guy after the auction ended..but didn't. That was 2 weeks ago.

That's it for now. I will now read Hitchhiker II (will take me about 3-4 hours, 200 pages) and then go to downtown to do the shit I just wrote about.

THE END.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-19 10:21

bump past retard threads

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-20 13:47

7:28 PM
mood: ok

Ok, to the person spamming the fake Deer Diary threads, why are you doing this? (Well, this is 4chan, so that's just a rhetoric question..) Will you copy/paste this very entry into your threads too?

Not angry, just amused.

THE END

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-19 8:21

bump past retard threads

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-19 14:07

>>2
don't be a fuckin shithead

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-02 5:34

bump

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-20 13:43

7:28 PM
mood: ok

Ok, to the person spamming the fake Deer Diary threads, why are you doing this? (Well, this is 4chan, so that's just a rhetoric question..) Will you copy/paste this very entry into your threads too?

Not angry, just amused.

THE END

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-20 13:19

6:44 PM
mood: ok

It's funny, I didn't think someone would bump this thread for amusement. Let's see, I started this thread one and a half years ago. I felt pretty shitty back then, it's better now, even though I'm just recovering from a shitty 3 month long episode of obsessive behavior: three months ago, the thought of watching every movie on the IMDB Top 250 list occurred to me and strangely locked itself into my mind.

http://www.imdb.com/chart/top

So, 3 months ago, I stopped going to work and have been power-watching movies the last ~90 days. I plugged out my phone, switched off my cell phone and didn't return calls of my employer and the few friends I have. I sat at home watching movies all day long, usually 2-4 feature-length movies per day. I have only like 12 movies to go, then I'd be done with the list, but I'm sick of it. just fucking sick of it.

You may think "so what..just another guy in his late teens or early 20s doing stupid shit". Well, I'm not just another guy. I'm 26 years old and still virgin. I don't have any post-higschool education (dropped out of and reapplied for college four times in the years 2003-2007). I'm a virgin, I've never kissed a girl on ther lips, I've never touched a girl's breasts. I'm fairly good-looking but I have vitiligo, a skin disorder (look it up on google). This job I quit (doing gardening on an organic vegetables plant) was my first real job in all of my 26 years.

I'm a recovering social phobic and sometimes have episodes of OCD, but this is the last time.

Anyway, today I'm gonna give life another try. I think this time I will succeed, meaning:

-spending more time with people instead of being alone (watching movies, playing singleplayer videogames) and slowly build up a social network
-get some new hobbies (cooking, guitar, singing, sports)
-getting a real job
-then reapply for college
-and live a normal life

I'm now going co clean up my room and do my laundry because I haven't in the last 90 days. I've worn the same socks for the last 60 days or so..pretty fucked up.

PS: What really pisses me off is that the last 90 days (June, July, August) really made up the summer of 2008. So I spent another summer of my life at home, alone. Fucking hell. Why did I turn out to be this way? (I know why (and have written why), that was just a rhetoric question). I have missed so many opportunities. I mean, even in this very thread you're reading (yes here, on THE LOUNGE), a girl offered to talk with me on AIM and I told her in this very thread I would contact her on AIM, but I didn't. But it's never too late to change. 七転八起 (nana korobi, ya oki) means falling down seven times, and standing up eight times), it's become my motto.

See you soon, in this thread.

THE END

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-04-02 5:51

Not this shit again...

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-02 12:33

deer diary I am a ginormous cock smoker, hopefully I can smoke some cock soon

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-28 20:28

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-24 17:42

bump

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-19 5:22

if you want to share your feelings you must do so with your trip code only. go.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-28 4:32

About time someone bumped this again

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-19 5:25

you can read faster than that. go.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-28 7:49

7:46 AM
mood:apathetic or some shit

Today I used a homemade fleshlight. It was alright and overall feeling was way better than with my hand. I'll save this for special occasions because it was one of the best things I've felt in a long fucking time.

THE END

Name: !!6zZFK8hdXkJGFwa 2010-04-19 18:50

lol what

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-19 5:25

deer diary is not spam fuck off

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-06 20:12

bump

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-01 8:44

DICKS! EVERYWHERE!

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-19 5:35

i will not stop defending m00tie for the moment so fuck off. he speeks moogle.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-06 21:35

HHG2G was a great book. It got me out of my depressive funk when it was brought to my attention that vegan-spammers and feminists are seen as insane everywhere.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-02 1:11

>>9
Back to 420chan, plz

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-12 21:17

Nvcgfvjrf

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-06 21:41

I had more job opportunities before 2008 than I did after 2008. I'm not blaming the politicians. My job history is shaky and I lack reliable transportation.

It's ok to be a virgin. Kissing and groping is boring. I guess I just haven't found a girl worth spending my time on yet. I googled "vitiligo". That's creepy. I thought I had it bad being half-black.

It bothers me how being a educated , classy, black man is seen as a bad thing. It's this kind of religious, anti-education view that is tearing America apart.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-02 1:13

I loved this original thread. I wish it hadn't been deleted.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-15 19:23

I wonder what happened to the guy

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-07 20:29

GARY JOHNSON 2012 GET

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-02 1:29

Dear Derary:  cocks in throat, can't talk now

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-08 12:29

>>11
if you want, i can tell you. it's me.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-02 4:34

>>12
Sounds pretty queer bro!

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-08 12:59

>>12
What happened to you, guy?

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-26 19:54

13 get

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-07 19:19

I love you, I always have, you are perfect.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-28 18:34

>>12,14
What's going on here? Found a little love nest for queers, have I?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-20 0:24

you are perfect.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-12 11:20

BUMP NIGGERS!

Name: sage 2010-11-12 18:45

way to bump a 5 month old thread

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-13 2:39

Deer diary: Today I took at least a hundred cocks in my asshole. I no longer have any nerve endings there!

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-13 4:36

>>20
do you have to wear diapers now?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-13 4:49

May as well watch Russian cartoon penguins.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45lapYxnfgY

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-28 20:26

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-16 20:01

necrosis distending the equilibrium

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-17 3:24

>>1
Hitchhiker's Guide
Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-09 6:59

r u 315er

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-09 15:36

>>25
Nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-06 23:32

han, plhan, plhan, pl

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-07 3:40

>>26
OK, bend over for dick.   FWAAAAAAAAGGHGHGHGHHHHHHH!   *splurt*

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-07 6:15

>>26
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-07 6:28

>>29
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Name: Anonymous 2012-08-07 15:49

>>30
In your ass, again.

Name: Dannyboi 2012-08-07 18:14

I need to fuck a 14 yr old girl!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-07 22:33

>>32
I'm a 14 yr old girl. How are we gonna do this? You want me anally or vaginally? Do you want me loosened up a little first, or do you want to press your cock until my vaginal walls rip? Also, should I widen my cervix so that you can fuck my uterus too? Do you want me to like it, or do you want to rape me? Should I cry and bleed? Should I become pregnant? Do you want to fuck the fetus while it's still in my womb, or do you want it delivered first? What if it's a boy? My limbs are optional. Should I remove them beforehand, or do you want to cut them off? Should I survive the intercourse? Should I fall in love with you? I need to know these things, so that I can make myself ready for you. Is it alright if I call you daddy?

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-08 18:36

In after SCUM manifesto dump spam.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-09 0:11

>>34
You didn't like it?

Why do you hate women?

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-09 5:41

>>35
I don't hate women. I just want to kill them and eat them for pleasure.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-23 6:48

Where's the full thread of this ?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-23 13:11

>>33
The video game is called : Pachinco Sexy Reaction

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 16:28

>>38

Sauce is Kamen Rider.
 

Semaru shokkaa jigoku no gundan
Ware-ra wo nerau kuroi kage
Sekai no heiwa wo mamoru tame
Go Go Let's Go Kagayaku mashin

Raidaa (Jump!)
Raidaa (Kick!)
Kamen Raidaa Kamen Raidaa
Raidaa Raidaa

Semaru shokkaa akuma no gundan
Waga tomo nerau kuroi kage
Sekai no heiwa wo mamoru tame
Go Go Let's Go Shinku no mafuraa

Raidaa (Jump!)
Raidaa (Kick!)
Kamen Raidaa Kamen Raidaa
Raidaa Raidaa

Semaru shokkaa kyoufu no gundan
Waga machi nerau kuroi kage
Sekai no heiwa wo mamoru tame
Go Go Let's Go Midori no kamen

Raidaa (Jump!)
Raidaa (Kick!)
Kamen Raidaa Kamen Raidaa
Raidaa Raidaa

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-01 17:18

>>30
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 23:42

ok

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 1:13

>>40
nigger

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-21 7:07

>>42
Tsk.

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