Fan vad jag gillar tjejer

Sex det är livet det. Fan vad jag gillar tjejer

Ja tjejerna. Det är jag. Ja, det är jag, Johan. Ja men du, fy fan vad jag gillar tjejer alltså. Jag har gått och klämpt på den här karamellen i tre-fyra dagar nu alltså. Jag såg en jävla fin tjej på stan. Och sen såg jag en till. Och sen en till. Och sen såg jag flera till också. Jamen fy fan vad man blir kåt. Hellst när de är så där lite yngre vettu. Har fasta tuttar. Man vill bara gå och slicka på dem. Åh fy fan alltså. Det är som lolopip vettu. Man bara slickar. Dra in den i munnen vettu. Sug på kuken. Åh. Fan va gott alltså.
Jag menar ju tjejen alltså. Jag menade inte kuken, jag är ju för fan bög fy fan. Heh heh heh. Nähe fan. Du är dum i huvudet. Nej va fan vad jag gillar tjejer alltså. Bara Sug. Ruska in sig i muttan bara. Gräva huvudet ner i muttan. Åhh. Fan va gött alltså. Åhh. Det är jävla najs. Ruska in sig i muttan. Ååhhhh man bara skakar på huvudet. Slicka muttan bara. Ahh. Snygg tjej ser du. Blondiner. Ja men satan också. Fan va najs. Stora tuttar som hänger. Ja fy fan vad najs alltså. Hänger. Man kan slicka och suga. Suga på tuttarna. Har du gjort det nån gång? Fan va det är najs alltså. Helvete. Man blir helt jävla vrålkåt bara man tänker på det. Blir inte du? Ja men satan. Helvete vad jag gillar tjejer alltså. Ohh. Jävlar också. Jag älskar tjejer. Jag vill bara ha dem. För mig själv liksom. Bara till att krama om dem. Sedan klä om dem. Lägga dem i sängen och rulla dem, och dra in kuken i fitta. Åh men satan va najs alltså. Ohh. Jävla najs. Det är jävla najs det. Åh men satan. Man får fan ståkuk bara jag tänker på det. Ja men satan alltså. Ja men satan i gatan. Jag blir så jävla kåt. Jag måste ta och se på porr nu. Få se om jag har något Jenna Jameson. Ja men det är ju jävligt najs. Jenna Jameson vettu. Åh satan. Hon tar dem i baken och överallt vettu. Ja. Fy fan. Fy fan va najs. Jenna Jameson. Ja men satan va najs det är, med porr. Porr när man är ensam vettu. Man bara sitter och runkar bulle hela jävla dan. Ja men satan. Helst när man har försäkringskassan också. Man sitter, lever på bidrag och runkar bulle. Men satan. Men tänk om man hade en riktig tjej. Och knull hela jävla tiden. När man är kåt vettu. Då vill man ju ha nån att pumpa. Man vill ha nån att pumpa vettu.
Hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh. Man bara pumpar in sperman vettu. Bara flyger vettu. Åååhhhh. Och sen kommer man. Ahhhh ah åh. "Yes baby!", säger man sen vettu. Sen bara säger man "Slicka upp det där" vettu. "Slicka upp det där" om det har farit utanför. Ja, ibland far det ju utanför vettu. Nä men satan. Ibland är det ju som att man skjuter vettu, och sen far det överallt vettu. Ja men det är inte så trevligt, men det fan, det får ju tjejen ta upp sen vettu. Ja fan. Hon fixar det där vettu. Tjejerna är duktiga att hålla ordning på saker och städa och sånt. Ja men satan. Det är ju doms uppgift i princip. Dom skall ju hålla på och städa och alltså sånt där vettu. Ja satanimig vettu. Dom diskar. Dom skurar golvet ... och. Jamen de gör allt som man säger dom att dom säg till dom att de skall göra.
Ja, man säger bara till: "Du, ta och skura toan vettu. Toasitsen". Ja, då lagar de den. Och installerar datorn, och virusprogramm på datorn. Ja men satan åh. Men bäst är de ju till att knulla.
Ja men det är ju helt självklart. Knulla fitta är ju som en jävla smörgåsbord för en man. Ja. Nej, jag tänker inte prata mer om det här nu men jag hoppas att ni gillar min post. Ja, hejdå med er.

Av knullfittaren i mig. Ja fan. Gör det. Det är gött vettu. Hao jävlar.

Are there any Swedish people who could translate this?

The tl;dr: "I fucking love fucking chicks."

I could translate all of this but it's too dumb. Whoever wrote this had only one hand on the keyboard.

>>3
Aw heck man, please, please do it. I'd love to read it.

Google translate
Sex is life there. Damn, I like girls

Yes girls. It's me. Yes, it's me, John. Yes, but you, to hell with what I like girls that is. I've gone and klämpt in this sweet three-four days now that is. I saw a damn fine girl in town. And then I saw another one. And then another one. And then I saw a number of well. Well damn what you get horny. Hellstén when they're like that little younger vettu. Have tits. You just want to go and lick them. Oh damn, that is. It's like lolopip vettu. You just lick. Drag it into your mouth vettu. Suck dick. Oh. Damn good then.
I mean of course the girl is. I did not mean dick, I'm fucking gay damn. Heh heh heh. Nähe hell. You are an idiot. No, what the hell I like girls that is. Just Suck. Ruska himself into muttan only. Dig your head down in muttan. Ohh. Damn founded then. Ohh. It's damn nice. Ruska himself into muttan. Ååhhhh you just shake your head. Lick muttan only. Ahh. Beautiful girl, you see. Blondes. Yes, but Satan also. Damn nice. Big tits hanging. Well to hell with what surely nice words. Linked. You can lick and suck. Suck on her tits. Have you done it sometime? Damn it is surely nice words. Hell. You become totally fucking vrålkåt just thinking of it. Will not you? Yes, but Satan. Hell, I like girls that is. Ohh. Damn, too. I love girls. I just want them. For myself as well. Just to hug them. Then dress them. Adding them in bed and roll them, and withdraw your dick in pussy. Oh but the devil huh najs So. Ohh. Fucking nice. It is surely nice damn it. Oh, but Satan. You get the fuck boner just thinking about it. Yes, but Satan is. Yes, but damn. I get so fucking horny. I have to take and look at porn now. Let's see if I have anything Jenna Jameson. Yes but it's damn nice. Jenna Jameson vettu. Oh hell. She takes them in the ass and everywhere vettu. Yes. Damn. Fy fan va nice. Jenna Jameson. Yes, but Satan va najs it is, with porn. Porn when you are lonely vettu. It just sits and jerking bun all fucking day. Yes, but Satan. Ideally, when you have insurance, too. You sit, to live on benefits and jerking bun. But Satan. But what if you had a real girl. And fuck the whole damn time. When you are horny vettu. Then where you'd like to have someone to pump. They want someone to pump vettu.
Hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh. It just pumps the semen vettu. Just flying vettu. Ooooh. And then will you. Ahhhh ah ah. "Yes baby!" You say then vettu. Then just say "Lick it up" vettu. "Lick it up" if it has gone off. Yes, sometimes the father were not part vettu. Nah, Satan. Sometimes it's like to shoot vettu, and late father everywhere vettu. Yes, but it is not so nice, but hell, it must of course take the girl up late vettu. Hell, yeah. She got it where vettu. The girls are good at keeping track of things and clean up and stuff. Yes, but Satan. That's sentencing task in principle. They are supposed to stay on and clean up and then things like that vettu. Yes satanimig vettu. Dom drives. They scrub the floor ... and. Well they do everything they say like they say to them that they should do.
Yes, it says only: "You, take and scrub the toilet vettu. Toilet seat". Yes, the laws of the. And installing the computer, and virusprogramm on your computer. Yes, but oh hell. But best is the course to fuck.
Yes, but it is quite obvious. Fuck pussy is like a fucking smorgasbord of a man. Yes. No, I'm not going to talk more about this now but I hope you enjoy my post. Well, goodbye to you.
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This can't die, more people have to see it

I like the 'ruska in sig i muttan' part.

If anyone is interesting, here's the source of the original post's text: http://iiichan.net/boards/music/src/storjohanz.mp3

>>8
Oops, I meant 'interested'.

>>8
im interesting

My translation:


Sex sure is awesome. I like girls so damn much.

Yeah girls. It's me. Yeah, it's me, Johan. But hey, I like girls so goddamn much. I've been sucking on this sweet for 3-4 days now. I saw a really hot girl when I was in town. And then I saw another. And another. And I also saw a whole lot more of them. But yeah I get so goddamn horny. I prefer when they're younger ya know. They have compact tits. You just want to go and lick them. Oh goddamnit. They're like lolipops ya know. You just lick. Take it in the mouth ya know. Suck on the cock. Oh. Such a fucking good taste.
The girl that is. I didn't mean the cock, I'm not a fucking faggot.  Heh heh heh. Naah damn. You're fucking stupid. But no, I like girls so goddamn much. Just suck. Just dig yourself into her vagina. Just dig your head into her vagina. Ooh. So goddamn good. Ooh. Hot girl. Blondes. But yeah holy shit. So damn nice. Big hanging tits. It's so goddamn nice. Hanging. You can lick and suck. Suck on those tits. Have you ever done it? It's so goddamn nice. Fucking shit. You get so horny just by thinking of it. Don't you do that as well? But yeah damn. I like girls so fucking much. Ohh. Fucking nice. It's really nice. Jenna Jameson ya know. Holy shit. She takes them in the ass and everywhere else ya know. Yeah. Goddamnit. It's so goddamn nice. Jenna Jameson. But yeah it's so damn nice with porn. Porn when you're alone ya know. You just sit and play soggy biscuit the whole fucking day. But yeah damn. Preferably you should also get money from the health insurance fund. You just sit, live by getting contributions and play soggy biscuit. But damn. Imagine if you had a real girl. And fucked all the fucking time. When you're horny ya know. That's when you want to have someone to do. You want to have someone to do ya know.
Hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh. You just pump your semen into her ya know. Just flying away ya know. Oooohhh. And then you cum. Ahhh ah oh. Then you say ”Yes baby!” afterwards ya know. Then you just say ”Lick it up” ya know. ”Lick it up” if it has flown outside. Yeah, sometimes it flies outside ya know. But no, holy shit. Sometimes it's like you're shooting ya know, and then it's flying everywhere ya know. Yeah it's not really nice, but that shit, that shit gets taken care of by the girl ya know. They do the dishes. They clean the floor... and. But yeah they basically do everything you tell them to do.
Yeah, you just tell them: ”Hey you, go and scrub the toilet ya know. The closet seat cover”. Yeah, then they fix it. And install the computer, and anti-virus software on the computer. But dammnit oh. But the best thing about them is that you can fuck them. But that's completely obvious. To fuck a pussy is like a fucking hors-d'oeuvre for a man. Yeah. No, I'm not planning on talking more about this but I hope that you liked my post. Yeah, bye bye. By the pussy fucker inside me. Fuck yeah. Do it. It's good ya know. Hao damn.

>>11
EXCELLENT. Thank you very much for your efforts. This is a great translation. I really appreciate this. I'll probably be listening to this in bed via text2speech.
Thanks again.