How to learn Japanese??? Nihongo help

How can watashi (Japanese for I) learn Nihongo (Japanese for Japanese)? Watashi (Japanese for I) have studied some kotobatachi (Japanese for words - I'm not sure, but I guess anata can pluralize words in Nihongo by adding tachi?) from Japanese in 10 Minutes a Day hon (Japanese for book). It's a totemo ii hon (Japanese for very good book).

So my question desu (Japanese for is) - how can watashi learn Japanese? I'm kinda bogged down by hirigana and katakana and so I can only use romanji.... >.< Help, kudasai!! domo arigato gozaimasu!!!

OP, I'm pretty sure you're trolling, but fuck you anyway.

1. Don't mix Japanese in with English unless completely necessary.
2. Don't use romaji. It'll just fuck you up.
3. Read through all of alljapaneseallthetime.com and follow it religiously. Ignore everything else.