English needs more letters.

Seriously, there's all this cool shit out there like Þ, Ŋ, Ɔ, Ƣ, and Ѧ, and we're limiting ourselves to A through Z? Come on!

Ever notice how, in America, the "Zhu Zhu" "Zhu Zhu Pets" is pronounced, "Zoo Zoo?" That's because Americunts can't pronounce the Zh sound.