Esperantists are smug as fuck

Smug bastards. Seriously your little shitty conlang isn't the epitome of efficiency or perfection or logic. Do everyone a favor and learn a REAL language, a language spoken by more than twenty people. While you converse awkwardly with your neckbearded fellow "esperantists" in an Esperanto convention somewhere in Lapland, real men are fucking their hot Italian girlfriends who were charmed by their Italian skills.

There can be more to a conlang than just speaking with many people. The number of speakers most matters to those conlangs which seek to substitute English, like Esperanto. But not so to the likes of Lojban. With Lojban you can think to yourself neutrally, unambiguously, and creatively, which doesn't require a mega speaking community. And in the end it's remarkably well-built and versatile. It deserves more linguistic attention.