Language with MBA

What would be the best language to learn for someone working towards an MBA?  I'd like to avoid Japanese at all costs because the thought of sitting next to an unshowered weaboo for 3 hours a week during lecture makes me want to slit my wrists.

You won't have to worry about sitting next to any smelly neckbeards. They tend to drop the class within the first week or so when they realize that learning a language actually requires effort. They lose interest when they find it's not all Naruto and pocky.