Why your language sucks

Chinese and Japanese
Hey, guess what? Advanced societies stopped using ideograms three thousand years ago and for a very good reason: It's fucking stupid having to learn one symbol for each word. Get yourselves a fucking alphabet, you savages.
Chinese has the added retardedness that it can be ambiguously written in either direction.

English
The only thing more stupid than a language with ideograms, is a language with incomplete verbs.
Why is there no way to know if the written word "read" is in the present, past, or participle?
Why is there no past, future, or infinitive tenses for "can"?
And I can't forget the lack of distinction between singular and plural second persons.


Feel free to add more to the list.

I'm French and I think my language doesn't suck. It is full of exceptions but you learn with the time, also it is very beautiful (comparing to many other languages).

By the way, speak French (or even English with a French accent) in England or US (and maybe in other countries) and girls are at your feet (I'm physically in the average though). I thought it was a legend but I can say it is true. I think those girls wanted to do a French at least once (you know, that Bridget Jones/Sex and the city generation) before their "serious business". I went to US for a student exchange program, once a "student" (you know, one of those "football" players) nicknamed me "faggot" because I'm French (only for that) and i proved him he was wrong, the French way (slept with his virgin gf - virgin in college wtf). When I say catching girls was easy, I mean It was really easy (just speak and then go to bed).

Think what you want (you are a liar or shits...), I don't mind.